There are several things around this piece of paradise that are borderline USELESS.  First and foremost, the item that has been useless is a 15 year old son.  He is now working to rectify this problem.  I think back to my brothers at this age and wonder how our parents didn’t smother them with a pillow.  I’m real sure that I didn’t cause any problems.  

I have a couple of bucks standing around here right now, that feel useless.  I’m only breeding a few does at this time and I am in full experimental mode.  So, there are some really good bucks just standing around…doing what bucks do.  

I was recently in a drive through car wash.  I have this pickup that needed a bath and it has lots of buttons.  I am sure that all of these buttons have a purpose, but they are dang neart useless when the operator doesn’t know what they are for.  There is a sun roof in this pickup.  It was part of the package.  I don’t need it.  I occasionally open it in order to chase a fly out.  The only real use that it has (at least for a mental midget like myself) is to watch the automatic car wash pass over the pickup and I can then see the different colors that it sprays.  Right now, as you read this, you are either thinking that I am really retarded (which means that you don’t have a sun roof) or grinning as you know exactly what I am talking about.  I know.  Yes, I know.  I write some retarded stuff.  But you had to click here to get here.  Kind of brings the whole useless term into perspective.  What exactly are you doing with your time?

There are some loyal readers to this web-based location of information. I enjoy getting texts and emails regarding some of this crap.  I especially loved the “Rape Crate”.  Complete with pics of it in use.  If I was watching Law & Order:SVU, these pics would be known as Evidence.  But, nope.  Not in this case.  I am going to use them as a How To Guide for allowing young bucks to not be useless.  I know.  I could schedule an AI date and do some advanced breeding techniques. But that takes time and management.  Two things that I am normally short of.