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Mama always said, “If you ain’t got nothing good to say than don’t say nothing.”  My mom didn’t say that as she does not nor has she ever talked like that.

But, there are a lot of times that she told me to shut my mouth.  And I probably should have listened.  But I didn’t.  Now, is not one of those times.  I really don’t have much to say–good or bad.  I dealt with some goat issues today.  My mind is mush.  However…….

Judging from the multiple texts, I guess that I should have stuck around for the Dodge City small animal and everything else auction last Saturday.  It sounds like an event.  All I wanted to do was get rid of some goats for several people in the greater Ellis County metropolitan area.  But, I guess I missed out.  I did see people with rabbits, pigs, chickens, ponies and even some dudes lining up garden type tools with sale # stickers on them (shovels and rakes.  No hoes.  I might have probably would have definitely stuck around to watch some hoes sell.)  I did notice that it was a busy place.  Somebody probably should have been charging a fee to enter the sale barn lot.  Kind of like a toll booth in the middle of nowhere.  We could have even had Slim Pickens yelling “Has anybody got a dime?  Somebody needs to go back and get a shit load of dimes!!”

Trifecta.  10 million bonus points.  No more constipation.  When it comes to finding a way to use quotes from the most quotable movie ever made, one could question if I am gifted?

Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue.  It’s twue!

I apologize.

GOD speed to any of you needing a prayer or so.  I truly hope that all of you have a good day and a better tomorrow…everyday.