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Thoughts from Kelln

Best ROCK Duets

Posted on July 28, 2021
      When you think of the G.O.A.T. duet, you don’t think of rock duets.  Seriously!!  When I think of duets, there are only a couple of names that come to mind—-Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, Lionel Richie & Michael Jackson.  Those people had huge hits that were duets.          My favorite duets of all time-regardless of genre?    Ebony & Ivory–Stevie Wonder & Paul McCartney–also the Eddie Murphy & Joe Piscopo SNL

Lawsuit

Posted on July 27, 2021
       It is the 9th most played tv commercial in the regular rotation–2 insurance commercials, 2 chip commercials, 1 pop commercial, an online vehicle shopping commercial, a diet commercial, a HO pill commercial (is it HO or ED?) and THEN there it is…..the have you been exposed to Round Up commercial.   I don’t know if I should sign up for this lawsuit? Yes, I have used round up.  Yes, I have been exposed

Retarded

Posted on July 22, 2021
      I am aware that some people are “offended” by the use of the word retarded.  Well, this is not the correct web address if you are easily offended.  And is it wrong to use the R word if I’m referring to myself?  NO!!  And if you don’t agree to any of this…..well, then…..you either need to click to a different website or you, yourself are retarded.           A week

Scary

Posted on July 20, 2021
     Without a doubt, this blog deal is way scarier on the backside.   If I was to ever show anybody that texts that come from you clowns.  Picks of rusty ice picks, etc. The other day I got a text of a picture of a door.  I don’t know which is worse.  That one of you sent me a pic of a bathroom stall door.  OR the fact that I recognized it as a

Good Morning!

Posted on July 17, 2021
Sometime next week, I will give the final answer as to just how retarded I truly am.  I know that most think that I register real high on the dumbass thermometer.  I may have blown the top off the measuring device.   Speaking of stupid.  Here’s a story straight out of the way back machine.         Back in the summer of ’93, I graduated from the great cow college at Stillwater, OK.  At that

Finally

Posted on July 14, 2021
       It’s time for a lifestyle change.  Something had to give.  So, here we go.           This has been a different summer.  It has been hot but not for extended periods, but for the most part it has been really humid and overcast.  Not as windy.  Weird.  The Dragon Lady & I have tried to figure out when & where to go fishing but it just hadn’t happened.  And swimming,

2 N A RO

Posted on July 12, 2021
     First things first.   Toltrazuril works BUT it needs to be at 1cc per 18 lb.  I doctored some 50lb goats with 3ccs.  That math works out.         One of the best vehicles ever made is the 2015 Chevrolet High Country 3/4 ton Duramax pickup.  I have one of those.  It is bad donkey!   Rides as smooth as ice cream melts and yet it pulls like a team of mules on crack. 

Bout damn time!

Posted on July 11, 2021
      I know.   I know.  Some of you need this to read while up with the baby at night.  Some need to read it in order to take a morning dump.  And some just don’t have a life and read this stuff.           Well, I’ve been busy.  I went to a wedding.  I’m not much on weddings but this one was really nice.  They sat Tammy and I right behind

Nothing

Posted on July 9, 2021
That is it and that is all.  

Back2Back

Posted on July 3, 2021
       Read the Big Pitchman deal first.  It has nothing to do with this post.   This is the 4th of July post….even though it is not yet the 4th of July.  We have a wedding to attend and then A  Litzenberger Lake event.  I’m going to be busy this weekend.  Something and/or somebody will get lit.       I’m going to preface this story with NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED!!!!      

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