as tits on a boar hog.
as a one legged man in a donkey kicking contest.
as an ejection seat on a helicopter.
as non-portable sheds, panels, feeders, etc. at some goat ranches.
as a white crayon.
as a corgi for a guard dog.
as Ron Simonson after several days of slaying fish.
as a wire panel between two does.
as balls on a priest.
as tits on a nun.
I actually remember a joke from circa 1986 about the use (or lack of use) of flies. And those previous two items were part of the joke. I’m sorry MOM! But it is a good joke.
I spent most of this Saturday thinking about useless things. Two things dominated my thoughts. Useless as a public school calendar after May 1. Useless as a 15 year old boy on some days.
Speaking of useless…..I haven’t heard from Frazier, Milligan, Schneberger or Schovanec today. For that matter, I hadn’t talked to either of my brothers. Maybe my phone is dead again.
And here’s to hoping that all of you had a productive weekend. Horseshoes and shamrocks. And i’m not gonna win the lottery this week because I didn’t buy any tickets. So, I guess that I will just keep playing the lottery of life.
It is May 14. Something happens on May 15.