Thoughts from Kelln

We’re back!!

Posted on November 07, 2014

     I don’t think it was the Chinese that hacked the site this time.  Maybe it was that kim jong un.  Yeah, he and Dennis Rodman.  Actually, I think I had squirrels in my computer…and in my phone…and every form of telematics device from which I tried to log in to this lovely website.  Anyways, we’re back.      Between my other job, chasing pigs and doing chores in the dark–am & pm–it’s been

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Halloween Hunting

Posted on November 01, 2014

I’m currently on the great Southwest hog hunt. Not doing much treating, just tricking myself into thinking hogs don’t smell that bad. I saw a Facebook post regarding a drag show. Just what do drag queens dess up as for Halloween? My lovely bride texted me a pic of herself dressed up as a witch. I replied “Isn’t that your everday attire?” Judging from her response, I don’t think that she found the humor. Have

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Why? Part 2

Posted on October 30, 2014

     This post could be a Why NOT to do some things.  Such as my thoughts of Why a banner pic should just be the kid, the animal and the judge–no breeders, parents, helpers or friends–UNLESS it is a really special occasion–like a Sr. year after a really good career.       But not tonight.  This post is about the “Why” we do this.  It is NOT about the dollars.  None of us got

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Posted on October 28, 2014

      I’m getting to where I don’t want to see the mail.  Every other day is some sort of doctor bill from Duke’s broken wrist.  And I thought that we had good insurance.  Monday’s bill was only $21.76, which compared to the rest of the bills should have add another zero or so.  It adds up in a hurry.        I like athletics, but there isn’t much return on investment for

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Posted on October 25, 2014

Why not? That’s why!

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Posted on October 24, 2014

     Quite possibly my favorite day.  It doesn’t matter if I am working in the private sector (making $), as a public servant(not much $ but….WTF was I thinking) or for just working for myself (Oh, how I miss May -July of 2014), Thursday is probably my favorite day.  Why? Well, most road trips start on Thursday evening.  We are real close to the weekend.  You can feel it.  Only one more day till

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Posted on October 23, 2014

      Are they really worth a 1,000 words or a thousand $s?  Yes and Yes.  But it still depends on the seller.  I can personally give you accounts of both sides of the story.  Look at Joe Dirt’s semen prices.  He doesn’t set the world on fire.  Why? Because there isn’t a good picture of him and at this point in his career, who needs one?  His track record compares favorably to most

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Posted on October 21, 2014

There wasn’t many items that I truly missed about teaching. But when of the things that I did miss was the numerous trips to Stillwater. Especially, since Kela graduated, I haven’t had many reasons to make it to the best town in Oklahoma. On this fine morning, I find myself sitting at the hotel, waiting to go compete on campus. Last night was fine outdoors dining at Eskimo Joe’s. Of course, the waiter had to

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About Time

Posted on October 20, 2014

     Remember that bull?  The semen got really high, then his calves showed up and the semen got real cheap.   Actually, Dirt and Rumour have been standing around thinking that it is About Time for me to open the gates and let them have some action.  Their day is rapidly approaching.  I have waiting to get to the last week of March before starting to kid.   That way we are completely done

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Posted on October 16, 2014

       You mean that a blog is supposed to be a daily deal?  Not here it ain’t.  The terms out-of-time, un-inspired and SOL come to mind.  Although, I do realize that my last post was the past Friday and it might have had something to do with Motley Crue.         Yes.  It was LOUD!!    Real LOUD!!   What?  Have I ever said, “If it’s too loud, then you’re too

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