Thoughts from Kelln

Where the? What the?

Posted on August 25, 2014

     RUSM?  The weekend is gone.  That’s as messed up as an upside down tackle box.  Where did it go?  What happened?  SIx months ago, I had big plans for this weekend.  I had plans to take a buck and a doe to the TWBDS in Fredericksburg.  Then I changed careers.  Then I added a job to my existing career.  Then, last Saturday, the doe that I had broke to show and ready to

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Just quotes?

Posted on August 21, 2014

  “I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.”  Robin Williams   “When I’m good, I’m very good.  But when I’m bad, I’m better.”  Mae West   “I have noticed that even people who claim everything is pre-determined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”  Stephen Hawking   “If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z;  X is

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Kick back

Posted on August 20, 2014

…and think.  Close your eyes, ease the seat back and think about the best tasting meal…….dessert……food…….or maybe even the best drink that you ever had.  Somebody, somewhere grew that food item that tasted, oh so good.  Oh, you were thinking of an icy cold glass of water.  Well, you stumped me, not really.  Even still, there was an ag engineer that dug the well, set the pump and made that water available.  And once that

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Weekend–YES SIR!

Posted on August 18, 2014

      It is Sunday evening.  The weekend is all but over.  Here’s to the BOTH of you that read this deal on a regular basis.  Cheers!  Ha!!      Friday evening brought some visitors from Pennsylvania.  I appreciate the fact that people are willing to get out and scout.  That’s how it needs to be done.   Yes, the weekend is all but done and I don’t have a wicked, wild story to

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Posted on August 16, 2014

     Here at the Kelln Kompound on this fine Friday evening, we got to witness not one but two, rainbows.  Side by side.  Seeing two rainbows at the same time makes me happier than a billy goat with two p……!       I actually have been laughing so hard that I have shed tears.  Yes, I’ve been back on youtube watching Robin Williams’ stuff.  Hats off to the Jimmy Fallon tribute.  I’m not

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Posted on August 15, 2014

      Online gradebooks, fairboard meeting, class schedules, , oh $h!t.  1st hour had a kid with the last name of Kelln, a kid with the first name of Kelln and several others that are cousins to these Kellns.  One day down, many more to go.  I am a retard. Trying to get a couple of buck prospects and a sale doe prospect broke to lead.  I would like for Duke to be breaking

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Posted on August 13, 2014

     Sometimes, a Tuesday can feel like a Monday.  You get up early to get BACK in a routine of being somewhere on time.  Feed, water, check stock, wait, what….that doe has the runs.  WHY?  What?  Oh well, a bolus and some spectam should stop that.        Then you stumble through a day of meetings that reminds you of 15 years of meetings from a past life, that is now, once again,

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Oh No!

Posted on August 12, 2014

       I don’t get to giddy about celebrities.  I like to watch great athletes play ball, great musicians shred and I love to watch great actors.  But I really like to laugh, a lot.  And the funniest person that I have ever seen on movies, TV, youtube, emails, no matter the medium, Robin Williams was the funniest person walking the Earth.  I like Ron White, Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Richard Pryor and

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Over already?

Posted on August 11, 2014

    RUSM?  Summer break is over?  I have to go to teacher meetings tomorrow.  WTF happened?  I thought that I had a job that didn’t h ave summer break.  Wait, I thought I had a job that I set my own breaks.  Don’t answer, I already know who the retard is in this class.      Oh, well.  I had a really good summer.  Maybe, 2nd best to Bryan Kennedy’s summer( maybe longer) break.

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Posted on August 09, 2014

What do goats not like? WET  We all know that goats don’t like to be wet.  They will jump over the overflow from a stock tank that is 4″ wide like they are trying to hurdle a fire-ringed Grand Canyon in an Evil Knievel rocket bike.   What is the most over-rated weather condition when considering goat production?  HEAT  This border-line satanic species of animal can handle heat.  They were bred for it.  As long

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