Thoughts from Kelln

Over already?

Posted on August 11, 2014

    RUSM?  Summer break is over?  I have to go to teacher meetings tomorrow.  WTF happened?  I thought that I had a job that didn’t h ave summer break.  Wait, I thought I had a job that I set my own breaks.  Don’t answer, I already know who the retard is in this class.      Oh, well.  I had a really good summer.  Maybe, 2nd best to Bryan Kennedy’s summer( maybe longer) break.

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Posted on August 09, 2014

What do goats not like? WET  We all know that goats don’t like to be wet.  They will jump over the overflow from a stock tank that is 4″ wide like they are trying to hurdle a fire-ringed Grand Canyon in an Evil Knievel rocket bike.   What is the most over-rated weather condition when considering goat production?  HEAT  This border-line satanic species of animal can handle heat.  They were bred for it.  As long

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Here I sit

Posted on August 08, 2014

In the recliner on a fine Thursday night. The Dragon Lady cooked chicken fries, mashed taters & corn. Way good. I had been outside, brush beating some weeds. One downside to getting rain is the weeds that grow. I’ll take the bad to get the good. I was a bit surprised as to how tall some of this ragweed had gotten. Do not forget to try to prevent kidney stones on your show goats. Clean

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Posted on August 07, 2014

      For some reaon, our interntet has been S…..L…..O…..W….!     Bout had enough of it.  Sheared wethers and clipped some doe kids today for the sale saturday.  Selling a pair of really nice doe kids, 3 good wethers and 1 wether that shouldn’t be leaving this place.  But, I have a partner on his momma, so this Rainman x Wizard kid will be selling on Saturday at 1:30 at Milligan’s Small Town

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Big Weekend (of course, aren’t they all)

Posted on August 04, 2014

     Let’s just get this little blog entry started with a trophy presentation.  I’m going to have Kela go to that store on Hollywood Ave., Rd. Blvd, whatever the heck and get me one of those Oscar trophies.  It needs to say, “Driving SOB”. Why?  Because this James Sweet character is a driving son-of-a—-.   His pickup doesn’t turn worth a dang, but it sure runs down the road at a high rate of

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Posted on July 30, 2014

     I think a need a new calendar.  The one’s that I have say that it is the last couple of days of July.  But then I go outside and it is 60 some degrees and wet.  Plus it’s green outside.  WTH?  This can’t be NW OK in July.  The calendar must be wrong.  After 5 years of 113 degree summer days from May to September, I guess it’s good to finally have some

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Posted on July 30, 2014

      The Kelln Klan has made it back to Oklahoma.  And we are happy to be back.  It was nice coming home to decent weather and healthy animals.  It’s great to have good people to watch out for stuff when you have to be gone.  Thanks to all that check on goats, cattle and dogs.        Where to begin?  It was great seeing our “little girl”.  She is doing well in

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Posted on July 26, 2014

There is a lot about Cali that is just like I expected. LOTS of people. Traffic is horrible. The seafood is killer. Everybody needs to go check out the inhabitants of Venice Beach. Interesting would be an under rated word describing some of these people. For years, I have heard about the In N Out burger chains. They are consistently on top burger lists. We visited one today. I have never seen a fast food

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Headed West

Posted on July 25, 2014

Feeders are full, neighborhood patrol alerted, security system set and Tyler will be taking care of the Kelln Kompound for a day or two while we head west. We are lucky to have somebody like Tyler that can stay there and take care of the stock and he knows what to do and can tend to the stock as needed. He is the resident herdsman for Tyke & Taylor also. It’s money well spent. Of

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Posted on July 24, 2014

       Says the Dragon Lady.  “You went to Quitaque, Texas and did not come home with a wether? What’s wrong with you?”   They weren’t for sale.  I bought does.  He has a LOT of does–big and small.  Look at them.  They’re good.  Lunch was good.         Then she said, “You ARE retarded.  James Sweet better have written the check for those.”  At this point, James grunted and ducked to

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