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Thoughts from Kelln

Pour Some Sugar On Me

Posted on August 10, 2015

Hysteria & Pyromania.  Throw in some Great Radio Controversy and Mechanical Resonance.  I’m going to have a large time.   Let’s get rocked!

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Goat buying

Posted on August 09, 2015

      I can tell you that without a doubt, the best part of returning to ag teaching is not having to buy many goats to fill orders.  First, the order buying only enabled me to buy numbers which helped get the average price down.  I didn’t make money filling orders.  I have been accused of using a fish net method of buying.  Buy them all, get the right ones in the right homes

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Hot in herre

Posted on August 07, 2015

    Nelly had a hit song back in 2002 rapping about it being “Hot in Herre”.  Well, it is now hot here in paradise as well.  It is not uncommon to have temps above a 100, but this old, fat dude isn’t used to the temps combined with the humidity.  The heat and humidity have combined for sweat stained caps and water running down the crack of my..       Speaking of hot,

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Hall of Fame

Posted on August 06, 2015

   I had the pleasure of attending the CareerTech summer conference in Tulsa.  This is a conference for all teachers in the careertech system.  I’ve never enjoyed going to this conference.  Almost everything about summer conference could be handled in 1 or 2 quasi-short emails.  But, they still have it.  I guess it’s good for Tulsa’s hotels and restaurants and other type places.      But, you do get to see some comrades and others

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UFC

Posted on August 03, 2015

     I grew up watching boxing.  ESPN used to have the Friday Night Fights.  Mike Tyson was a nobody in black shorts and shoes, no robe.  Just ready to fight.  Hagler/Hearns.  Sugary Ray Leonard.  HBO fights.  I liked them.  Then boxing went in the toilet.  SInce, I have followed the UFC for the past decade or so.  My old buddy, Fred Slater, was way into the old school MMA fights.  The ones that had

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Anniversary

Posted on August 02, 2015

      The first Saturday in August means that there is a goat sale in Texas that I normally attend.  Goats aren’t bad, but the food is great.  This is one of the few places that I can find a potato burrito that is made right.  When I was a kid, my grandpa Kelln had a hired man (LG)  that was married to a woman that made wicked good potato burritos.  Yes, she was

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Online Sales

Posted on July 30, 2015

Lots of calls, texts and emails.  So, here’s the answers to the most popular questions on the online sale on Thursday. 1–Yes, the red front legged doe looks like that.  She is cool.  Handles big.  Cool doe.  We priced her when she was still skinny, didn’t get her bought.  Now, she will bring some jack. 2—lot 3–tag 13P–POWER!  This chick handles big time.  Slick shear, hair, whatever way you want to show her.  Way round

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Ice Cream

Posted on July 29, 2015

    I love ice cream.  Unfortunately, I have this little lactose intolerance problem.  But, I still eat the stuff.  I just have to be strategic about it.  In this part of the world, we have Braum’s.  They are an Oklahoma chain that makes creamy smooth ice cream as well as good burgers.  They have two big farms–one by Tutle and one west of Shattuck.  I used to sell them a pile of equipment, parts

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Indians

Posted on July 24, 2015

    Shattuck has always had the mascot–Indians.  It’s a fitting name.  I watch the news and see the continued protests about the Atlanta Braves or Washington Redskins.  Some think that they’re mascots are not Politcally Correct.  Your federal government officially objects to the name “Redskins”.  However, YOUR federal government has helicopters named “Blackhawk”, “Lakota”, “Apache” and “Kiowa”.  They have “Tomahawk” missiles and use the term “Geronimo” as a military code name.    But, YOUR

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Phrases

Posted on July 23, 2015

“Dang, that was fun!”   “Let’s do that again!” “That didn’t go like it should have.” “Whow!  That was WILD!  I don’t think that I want to do that again.”  said NO Kelln ever.   “That deal made too much money.” said NO online livestock sales host EVER!        Think about this….when you first play a new video game, you always get killed.  I wasn’t worth two squirts of duck crap at guitar

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