Thoughts from Kelln

Mother’s Day!

Posted on May 10, 2021
      I’m not worth 2 squirts of owl shit on any given holiday but I’m pissed at myself for typing some crap about some cheaters and a horse.  That was the crap on my mind as I logged in.  No excuses.  Just wrong.  Now as I process the day, I missed the big stuff.        I got home from church this morning and walked into the back porch of our house

Hunh?? Really?!?!

Posted on May 10, 2021
      I have been to Churchill Downs and bet on the ponies.  I have yet to attend the Kentucky Derby, but I would so much like to be at that event.  I try to watch this horse race every year.  And I did so this year.        Like everyone else, I did enjoy the story that this horse only cost $1,000 as a yearling and then $35,000 as a two year old. 


Posted on May 7, 2021
      Boys & Girls……l have new stories.  I mean real good stories.  GOAT stories.  The kind of shit that you cannot make up.  But, none of it is as cool as the stuff that I’m getting ready to type.  Those goat stories will have to wait.  Let’s go!!!!        On this Friday, we are traveling to Stillwater, OK for a graduation, or two, kind of.  What?  Well……….A couple of year’s ago

All right!!

Posted on May 5, 2021
       I get it.  I apologize for thinking that I could simply quit.  I can.  Some of you need this in order to have a proper morning bathroom session.  Some of you need this because you truly feel more intelligent than the author.  Some just like watching car wrecks.  Some are sending me pics of their kid with a Boba Fett helmet carved into their hair.  Wicked Cool!  And another wants me to

One more….

Posted on May 3, 2021

Here we go…..

Posted on April 24, 2021
     and we near the end.  Of several things actually.  For starters, the end of the ag teacher post.  Very few people understand the diversity of this career.  During any given week, an ag teacher is a classroom teacher, FFA advisor, judging coach, speech writer/editor, plant expert, life coach, school/community repairman, welding instructor, multi-species livestock specialist/free veterinarian, travel agent, plumber, food critic, dress code monitor, electrician, community service specialist, bus driver, chef, trailer repair

Ode to the Ag Teacher

Posted on April 22, 2021
     This one may get long.  If so, and you don’t like it…..go somewhere else on the endless internet and read something worthwhile.          Oh, you’re still here.  Well, let’s paint a happy little picture and have fun.  I headed to college at OSU to be an ag teacher–fall of 89 to May of 93.  It’s all I ever wanted to do.  Not the loftiest of goals but maybe the best.  OSU=FUN! 


Posted on April 21, 2021
      Over the years, bacon has been mentioned on here quite a bit.  Which is only fitting as bacon might be the world’s most perfect food.  –It can be a meal unto itself. –It pairs well with anything. –Even those on a diet still use bacon (salad or baked tater topping) –It’s a breakfast food–Bacon & eggs  It’s a lunch food–BLT sandwich and it’s a supper dish–Filet Mignon or a bacon cheeseburger. –It

Holy Jeeminy!?

Posted on April 20, 2021
      Let’s be real with each other.  I struggled with selling these 4 does.  But my struggle was with the question…What are they worth?  Sass probably needed to stay here but the days of being sentimental left me a year or so ago.  I could have kept the other three and been fine.  Yet, Tammy and I need a mental vacation from the goats.  They are proven and in their prime.  I was


Posted on April 19, 2021
     Yep, they got me.  I had a birthday party on my actual birthday.  I was good with that.  This weekend, I truly thought that we were going to some friends’ anniversary party in Yukon.  Mama wanted a weekend getaway, big fun, alright I’m in.           We walked into Grady’s in Yukon, live music playing, big crowd, my kind of deal.  But as I walked in, wait, what the heck?   

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