{"id":962,"date":"2014-12-23T14:52:17","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T14:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=836"},"modified":"2014-12-23T14:52:17","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T14:52:17","slug":"what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/what\/","title":{"rendered":"What??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Saturday was a not-so-fun day around the Kelln Klan&#8217;s piece of paradise. &nbsp;I was hooked up all day, sorting does, building pens, moving does and babies. &nbsp;Duke was trying to work his barrows that will show at Phoenix next week. &nbsp;It wasn&#8217;t a fun day working barrows. &nbsp;Yorkie, the best one, was limping. &nbsp;Couldn&#8217;t find anything wrong with him. &nbsp;Then, Smoker, the big blue barrow was puking. &nbsp;Afterwards, Duke took Poodle the Duroc outside to get some sun. &nbsp;Duke hollered and said something was wrong. Sure enough, Poodle didn&#8217;t want to walk. &nbsp;He was locked up and wouldn&#8217;t\/couldn&#8217;t walk. &nbsp;He wasn&#8217;t breathing hard or stressing. &nbsp;He just wouldn&#8217;t move. &nbsp;Sometimes, things just don&#8217;t go right. &nbsp;But they can always get worse. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There has been a pair of miserable looking Spanish recips residing at our residence. &nbsp;They have been hard to get very close to. &nbsp;They didn&#8217;t look bred, but finally the black and white spotted one started showoing signs of potentially having babies. &nbsp;She dropped twin doe kids an Saturday morning. &nbsp;I got her moved into the kidding barn. &nbsp;I left this crazy beast of an animal alone with her newborns. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Several hours later, I came back to check on her. &nbsp;The babies were up, but she didn&#8217;t look like she had been nursed. &nbsp;This fine form of a female does not have the best designed udder. &nbsp;So, I decided to get in the pen to strip her teats. &nbsp;I pulled the gate shut behind me. &nbsp;I got her cornered and held her head with my left hand while grabbing a teat with my right. &nbsp;Sure enough, they needed stripped. &nbsp;I got one teat, then reached for the next one. &nbsp;Obviously, there was a launch button located on the next one. &nbsp;This rip went over the top of me, without touching me. &nbsp;She hit the gate and &#8220;Ohhh FUUUUDDDGGE!&#8221;, I hadn&#8217;t locked the gate. &nbsp;And I hadn&#8217;t shut the alleyway gate or the door to the barn. &nbsp;She noticed this as well and was outside in less than 2.1 seconds. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; She blew by the grainaries, by the big pine tree and across the road. &nbsp;I headed her off at the cattle guard. &nbsp;Now she headed straight south and right to the pasture gate, which was closed. &nbsp;Then straight west to the big barn. &nbsp;Adrenaline was pumping through my veins, but the air wasn&#8217;t flowing through my lungs like it did when I was younger. &nbsp;I stopped, called Duke. &nbsp;He actually answered. &nbsp;Now, he and I spent the next twenty minutes trying to steer her towards an open gate. &nbsp;No Go! &nbsp;She wanted to head North. &nbsp;There is nothing but 5 wire fence for miles. &nbsp;In other words, if she gets across the road, only a bullet will catch her. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;On another trip around the garage, I got her to cut back across the front yard. &nbsp;This took me past the gator. &nbsp;I now had wheels to chase her. &nbsp;This worked to an extent. &nbsp;She understood angles and how to accelerate, decelerate and change directions, much in the same fashion that Barry Sanders used to do. &nbsp;FInally, she and Duke rounded the corner of the wether barn at the same time. &nbsp;This caused the half-crazed Spanish recip to briefly stop, which allowed me to park the gator on her. &nbsp;Duke grabbed her. &nbsp;He put a halter on her and took her back to the kidding barn. &nbsp;She wasn&#8217;t even out of breath. &nbsp;Me, I was gasping for air and I am now sore. &nbsp;As soon as she was back in the pen, the kids went to nursing. &nbsp;She wasn&#8217;t fazed at all.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Saturday afternoon, Duke and I looked at the fawn colored FULLY crazed Spanish recip. &nbsp;All visitors have made fun of this tight gutted, high headed, fine boned, wild eyed, nutty, vertical horned recip that had ZERO bag, no body and NEVER looked bred. &nbsp;Duke and I kicked her into general population in the pasture. &nbsp;She would later get a free ride to the sale barn. &nbsp;Now, fast forward to Monday morning. &nbsp;I heard a baby in the pasture. &nbsp;Guess what? &nbsp;She had a live kid. &nbsp;I would have bet a $1,000 cash money that she was NOT bred. &nbsp;Show&#8217;s what I know. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Duke gathered the baby and headed across the pasture, through the corralls, into one pen, then another and right into the kidding barn. &nbsp;This rip followed him and the baby like a pet dog wanting a biscuit. &nbsp;She still doesn&#8217;t have an udder, but she does have milk. &nbsp;I checked her teats. &nbsp;But, I shut and locked all doors and gates prior to entry. &nbsp;She didn&#8217;t try to jump me. &nbsp;She laid down and would not get up. &nbsp;I greatly dislike these recips.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Now, we are just waiting on one first time doe to kid and then we are done for awhile. &nbsp;I&#8217;m ready to be done. &nbsp;Poodle is walking better, Smoker is back on feed and Yorkie still has a bit of a hitch in his giddy-up. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Saturday was a not-so-fun day around the Kelln Klan&#8217;s piece of paradise. &nbsp;I was hooked up all day, sorting does, building pens, moving does and babies. &nbsp;Duke was trying to work his barrows that will show at Phoenix next week. &nbsp;It wasn&#8217;t a fun day working barrows. &nbsp;Yorkie, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}