{"id":960,"date":"2014-12-19T01:06:32","date_gmt":"2014-12-19T01:06:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=834"},"modified":"2014-12-19T01:06:32","modified_gmt":"2014-12-19T01:06:32","slug":"evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/evil\/","title":{"rendered":"EVIL!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Sometimes, the goat is an animal associated with the dark lord, satan. &nbsp;I firmly believe that it is not just any goat but, specifically, a doe goat. &nbsp;There is not a more evil, destructive animal than a doe goat. &nbsp;Baby, pamper, provide them with excellent shelter, hay, feed, clean, fresh water and how do they repay you. &nbsp;By crapping in their water, their feeders, destroying kidding pen panels, hitting kids that stick their heads near or through the panels. &nbsp;If you can&#8217;t tell, I want this set of recips gone&#8230;far, far away.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;First, they weren&#8217;t cheap. &nbsp;Second, they have been well cared for. &nbsp;Thirdly, they were supposed to have twins. &nbsp;Nope. &nbsp;And last, they are destructive, worthless satanic wrenches. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;I have never had a Premier brand heat lamp broken. &nbsp;Bulb, yes. &nbsp;Cords chewed on, sure. &nbsp;But broken? &nbsp;In the past eight years, not even one. &nbsp;Until this week. &nbsp;And we are up to THREE! &nbsp;RUKM?! &nbsp;For Christ&#8217;s sake, it is the Christmas season. &nbsp;Can&#8217;t they be decent for a few days?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;This flush deal is expensive to begin with, but when you have to start adding in broken heat lamps at $40 apiece, broke panels and then the mental suffering and frustration of dealing with a doe that you wouldn&#8217;t normally have on your place, well. &nbsp;It just makes sit back and think about things. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; I guess it could be worse. &nbsp;I could be a UPS or FEDEX driver. &nbsp;Those poor son-of-a-guns are run ragged. &nbsp;I think this whole internet shopping is wearing them out. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Sometimes, the goat is an animal associated with the dark lord, satan. &nbsp;I firmly believe that it is not just any goat but, specifically, a doe goat. &nbsp;There is not a more evil, destructive animal than a doe goat. &nbsp;Baby, pamper, provide them with excellent shelter, hay, feed, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=960"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}