{"id":955,"date":"2014-12-12T01:26:28","date_gmt":"2014-12-12T01:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=829"},"modified":"2014-12-12T01:26:28","modified_gmt":"2014-12-12T01:26:28","slug":"problems-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/problems-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Problems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; People, we have real problems developing right in front of us. &nbsp;The first problem is not just relegated to goat producers. &nbsp;It is a REAL 1st-world problem. &nbsp;We have too many logins and passwords. &nbsp;Heck, I had to try 4 different times just to login into my own website. &nbsp;For email, school, work, online auctions and other non-personal websites, I try to keep my logins\/passwords somewhat similar. &nbsp;But, some sites need a cap letter, others a number, while others need a set amount of digits. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; On a lot of my work related crap, I don&#8217;t even come up with a user name or password. &nbsp;I just login, do what I need to do and then next time, call and play stupid. &nbsp;Everybody can relate, so they just take care of you. &nbsp;Or click on the FORGOT tab and go from there. &nbsp;For example, on Wednesday morning, I was the last teacher to the &#8220;teacher&#8221; meeting. &nbsp;I didn&#8217;t have my login crap. So, I sat down to the computer at 7:34 am, clicked on the forgot password tab, got it emailed to me, immediately. &nbsp;Then, I filled out the little BS government bullcrap form that the school needed me to do in order to fulfill some cock-a-mamey governmental bullcrap kind of deal. &nbsp;I clicked exit and I was the first teacher DONE. &nbsp;I was out in the halls BSing with the custodial staff while the rest of them were still trying to figure out their passwords. &nbsp;I&#8217;ve got more important crap to do than try to remember 57 different combinations of logins and passwords. &nbsp;Granted, this is a problem that only happens in 1st world countries. &nbsp;If you are starving, in a civil war, fighting ebola, or some other 3rd world maladies, then you really don&#8217;t care if you remember your password or not. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Now, as goat breeders, we too have real problems facing us. &nbsp;And we know it. &nbsp;It is a HUGE problem. &nbsp;WE are getting ready to cause ourselves&#8211;BIRTHING DIFFICULTIES. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Every judge wants more bone, bigger ribs, more width in their chest floor and wider skulls. &nbsp;Throw in does that are leveler from their hooks to their pins and we are making a natural process such as giving birth a problem. &nbsp;We are pulling more and more kids. &nbsp;There are more and more C sections being done&#8211;properly and improperly. &nbsp;Heck, for that matter, with all of the flush work being done, we are seeing two and three generations of &#8220;great&#8221; ones that have NEVER had a live birth. &nbsp;Pull em as babies. &nbsp;Grow em out. &nbsp;Breed em. &nbsp;Flush em. &nbsp;Let the recips have these wide made, big boned bastards. &nbsp;&#8220;Oh, he&#8217;s out of old such and such. &nbsp;We&#8217;ve got to keep the nuts in him. &nbsp;Even though he will be a doe killer when his babies come.&#8221; &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; This isn&#8217;t new territory. &nbsp;The clubby cattle market has fought this for decades. &nbsp;And when a great easy calving bull comes along&#8230;..JACKPOT! &nbsp; &nbsp;The sheep breeders have been fighting it. &nbsp;The hog breeders are plum ass sideways. &nbsp;They have been cutting pigs out, killing sows and getting litters of TWINS for the past couple of years. They&#8217;ve got a mess on their hands. &nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; How do you fix it? &nbsp;1&#8211;Keep your females moderate. &nbsp;This is a time tested truism. &nbsp;Keep the women moderate in terms of frame, width, bone, muscle and respect maternal abilities. &nbsp;Let the male add the power. &nbsp;Then, get out of the way and let the female do her job. &nbsp;2&#8211;Get better judges. &nbsp;Breeders know better than anybody. Have breeders judge shows. &nbsp;They, more than anybody know that if one looks too good to be true, it probably is. &nbsp;Look at a list of major show judges. &nbsp;Almost all of these judges are county agents\/ag teachers or livestock judging team coaches. &nbsp;Most are quality. &nbsp;Most are NOT breeders. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Like Jay Z, goat producers may have 99 problems, but we don&#8217;t HAVE to HAVE this female dog as a problem. &nbsp;We can see it coming. &nbsp;Stop it. &nbsp;Don&#8217;t wait until the trend goes to far. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Have a good day, a better tomorrow and stay flexible but not limp. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; People, we have real problems developing right in front of us. &nbsp;The first problem is not just relegated to goat producers. &nbsp;It is a REAL 1st-world problem. &nbsp;We have too many logins and passwords. &nbsp;Heck, I had to try 4 different times just to login into my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/955"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}