{"id":951,"date":"2014-12-01T02:38:11","date_gmt":"2014-12-01T02:38:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=825"},"modified":"2014-12-01T02:38:11","modified_gmt":"2014-12-01T02:38:11","slug":"randomu2026way-random","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/randomu2026way-random\/","title":{"rendered":"Random\u2026Way Random!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;As I start to hit this keyboard, a song is kicking off on iTunes. &nbsp;It is a TRUE classic&#8211;Tchaikovsky&#8217;s 1812 overture. &nbsp;Yes, this tune is actually in my tunes selection, along with several other classics. &nbsp;The problem that I am having with this song, on this night, is that as the song plays, all I can envision is the ending of a great American classic movie&#8211;&#8220;Caddyshack&#8221;. &nbsp;Gopher holes blowing up, golf bets being ruined, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight &amp; Chevy Chase with stupid looks on their faces and Bill Murray slinking off after causing all of this damage. &nbsp;Great song, but that is an absolute GREAT movie. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I only remember paying money for a Pot Pie once in my life. &nbsp;And that was a couple of years ago, at Mom&#8217;s Restaurant in Phoenix. &nbsp;It was way good. &nbsp;During the winter months, a Schwan&#8217;s pot pie is Tammy&#8217;s go-to-meal for something that shuts me up. &nbsp;It&#8217;s like she cooked it, but really didn&#8217;t. And I eat it. &nbsp;In all actuallity, a pot pie is against most of my beliefs. &nbsp;I don&#8217;t like left-overs. &nbsp;I dang sure don&#8217;t like casseroles. &nbsp;And these pot pies, kind of, but not really qualify as both. &nbsp;It&#8217;s kind of like a stock show. &nbsp;It all depends on presentation. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; On this fine evening, my mother and my wife are headed to OKC. &nbsp;So, my mom made a pot pie for me. &nbsp;Complete in an actual corning ware bowl and even had instructions on it, written on a sticky note (my style). &nbsp;Then, an updated instruction was texted to me. &nbsp;The WHOLE process depended on me turning the oven on for myself. &nbsp;I can run a smoker. &nbsp;A boiling pot&#8230;I&#8217;m good. &nbsp;A grill&#8230;.I&#8217;m better than most, as good as some. &nbsp;On occasion, I turn the microwave on for a litle bit. &nbsp;The stove\/oven&#8230;.I paid for it, why should I know how to use it? &nbsp;Ha!! &nbsp;I haven&#8217;t tasted it yet as it is still too EFFING hot, but it smells as good as a fresh rain on an alfalfa meadow. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Random question of the day. &nbsp;Is there a better heat absorption tool than a pot pie? &nbsp;They stay hot FOREVER! &nbsp;Burnt tongue. &nbsp;Yes. Taste buds. &nbsp;Not so much, anymore&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;The flush deal continues still. &nbsp;Two live births today. &nbsp;Both DOE KIDS! &nbsp;At least they are alive. &nbsp;I don&#8217;t know what the Chinese calendar is this year, but at Kelln Livestock, 2014 has been the year of the doe kid. I&#8217;m ready for this year to end.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Riddle me this. &nbsp;How come these weather forecasters can tell us within a few minutes, what time the cold front will hit but can&#8217;t get close on a rain? &nbsp;These people are like Peyton Manning throwing completions (high completion percentage) on calling a cold front moving in to your neck of the neighborhood. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;As I start to hit this keyboard, a song is kicking off on iTunes. &nbsp;It is a TRUE classic&#8211;Tchaikovsky&#8217;s 1812 overture. &nbsp;Yes, this tune is actually in my tunes selection, along with several other classics. &nbsp;The problem that I am having with this song, on this night, is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}