{"id":913,"date":"2014-09-17T02:10:46","date_gmt":"2014-09-17T02:10:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=785"},"modified":"2014-09-17T02:10:46","modified_gmt":"2014-09-17T02:10:46","slug":"is-it-friday-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/is-it-friday-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"Is it Friday yet?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;NOOOO! &nbsp;It is not Friday yet. &nbsp;But we are one day closer. &nbsp;I really miss the days\/weeks that I had in May\/June\/July when I didn&#8217;t care what time or day it was. &nbsp;I only shaved for church or when the Dragon Lady told me to. &nbsp;Duke and I got stuff done and we ate lunch when and where it best suited us. &nbsp;Now, I&#8217;m retarded.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Clicked on facebook tonight. &nbsp;I check facebook most mornings and most evenings. &nbsp;I don&#8217;t post much and I really don&#8217;t read much. &nbsp;I just look to see what was added to me, requests and I recently figured out that there is a place for messages. &nbsp;I have replied to a few of those. &nbsp;I actually get 1 to 6 requests a night. &nbsp;Why? &nbsp;I don&#8217;t know. &nbsp;I always read the names of the requests and there have been very few that I denied. &nbsp;I will add requests from people, such as &#8220;Brett from Tibet&#8221; and &#8220;Ishmael from Israel&#8221;. &nbsp;Heck, they might want a goat.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Tonight&#8230;.I only had one. &nbsp;And I laughed. &nbsp;The pic of the person was a chimpanzee smoking a cigarette. &nbsp;RUSM?! &nbsp;They couldn&#8217;t have found a more fitting photo of a guy than this chimp with a cigarette. &nbsp;The chimp EVEN looks like he doesn&#8217;t give a rat&#8217;s ass what you think. &nbsp; Many of you goaters will know who it is. &nbsp;He is the godfather of all things goats with papers. &nbsp;Nobody can clip, photo or make goats look like he can. &nbsp;He has the banners and genetics to back it up. &nbsp;And there is always a cigarette and he really doesn&#8217;t give a $h!t what you think about him. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; This teaching gig has hammered home the point of how old I have gotten to be. &nbsp;I can tell stories that took place before these kids older siblings were even born. &nbsp;I knew that I was getting old, but then I realize that Pullan, Nation and Lamle are still teaching. &nbsp;i just look and feel old. &nbsp;Those dudes actually are OLD! &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I just had to look at the facebook pic again. &nbsp;The chimp has that look like, &#8220;Well if it isn&#8217;t Friday, it ought to be.&#8221; Here&#8217;s to Tuesday evenings, daughters in LA, sons with casts on their arm, Moms everywhere and pictures that make me laugh, no matter what day it is. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;NOOOO! &nbsp;It is not Friday yet. &nbsp;But we are one day closer. &nbsp;I really miss the days\/weeks that I had in May\/June\/July when I didn&#8217;t care what time or day it was. &nbsp;I only shaved for church or when the Dragon Lady told me to. &nbsp;Duke and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}