{"id":908,"date":"2014-09-09T02:10:26","date_gmt":"2014-09-09T02:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=780"},"modified":"2014-09-09T02:10:26","modified_gmt":"2014-09-09T02:10:26","slug":"its-monday-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/its-monday-1\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Monday&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and we need some motivation to make it through the week. &nbsp;I&#8217;m big on making to-do lists on sticky notes. &nbsp;And I do enjoy crossing things off those listed items on these lists. &nbsp;There&#8217;s another one done. &nbsp;However, this week looks like there is stuff that will get moved to next week. &nbsp;And then you come to this Monday&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;And the wheels fell off the wagon. &nbsp;I got home early this morning with some stock. &nbsp;A day early and I was a day behind. &nbsp;Tammy went to get feed for these critters and Duke had pens ready. &nbsp;I remember thinking about 5 this morning, &#8220;This will work until tonight and Duke and I can take care of it.&#8221; &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;School went as expected for a Monday after the county fair. &nbsp;Of course, several of my ag meckers ate some of the cookies, cupcakes, bread and jelly that some kids had entered and had left over. &nbsp;But this led to an economics class right after lunch. &nbsp;A freshman girl was getting ready to throw her pan of 3rd place brownies in the trash. &nbsp;As she did so, she simply said, &#8220;These brownies are still moist.&#8221; &nbsp;I said, &#8220;Don&#8217;t trash them.&#8221; &nbsp;She asked, &#8220;Why?&#8221; &nbsp; I said, there are 13 moronic freshman boys in that classroom. &nbsp;One of them will pay a dollar for those brownies.&#8221; &nbsp;Guess what? &nbsp;I was right. &nbsp;She did say, &#8220;Thank you.&#8221; &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; As the Monday went on, it became apparent that I was going to have mind some gaps. &nbsp;As in minding gaps in the chore cycle at the Kelln Kompound. &nbsp;Why? &nbsp;Well, our little Heisman trophy candidate got injured in football practice. &nbsp;&#8220;Just&#8221; a broken wrist. &nbsp;The 2014 season is done for Duke. &nbsp;One game played&#8211;2 tackles&#8211;one broken wrist&#8211;season done. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I met his mother at the hospital as they were finishing the cast. &nbsp;I said, &#8220;I guess you&#8217;re not showing this fall?&#8221; &nbsp;He got pissed. &nbsp;&#8220;I can show. I&#8217;ll be ready.&#8221; &nbsp;<br \/>On the bright side of breaking a wrist, my mother texted Duke that she had home-made ice cream ready at the house when he got out of the ER. &nbsp;I went along to check things out. &nbsp;I ate a piece of home-made peach pie and a bowl of strawberry ice cream. &nbsp;Things checked out well and I had no effects. &nbsp;Other than I needed a nap. &nbsp;I laid there on my parent&#8217;s couch, silently laughing to myself. &nbsp;Twenty years from now, Duke will remember that he broke his wrist in football practice and got to go eat fresh ice cream at MiMi&#8217;s house right after getting out of the ER. &nbsp;The things you remember from having GRANDparents around. &nbsp;I guess that&#8217;s why they are GRAND. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Sometimes, you wonder if you are raising your kids properly. &nbsp;And then there are times, that you can kick back and say, &#8220;Yeah, you&#8217;re (we&#8217;re) doing it right&#8221;. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And the important part of that (we&#8217;re) is the HER, part. &nbsp;If you are like me, or my dad, or my brothers, you better find the HER. That is is the important part of making a lot of this stuff work. &nbsp;FIND HER&#8230;.and well, then the rest gets easy. &nbsp;You buy a big lawn mower for HER. &nbsp;You apologize once or twice a year. &nbsp;And you say, &#8220;Thank You&#8221; as often as you can without making it seem cheap. &nbsp;AND, most importantly, you make sure HER kids are taken care of. &nbsp;And once all of the work is done, you sit back and realize that most of your kids fallacies are a direct result of your genetic lineage. &nbsp;And, that is the part that you &#8220;can show out of them if you know what you are doing.&#8221; &nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;And for the daily afternoon randomness part, we&#8217;ve got a family friend that crashed his ultra-light aircraft at a Kelln cousin&#8217;s house a week ago. &nbsp;He&#8217;s going to be fine, but it just further proves that I am RETARDED but not entirely stupid. &nbsp;I am not afraid of flying, but I have no desire to be in an aircraft that has the frame of a folding lawn chair and powered by a lawn mower engine. &nbsp;I&#8217;m sure that there are times that the Dragon Lady would like for me to take up flying ultra-lights, but I can think of a bunch of different ways that I would rather go. &nbsp;Use your imagination. &nbsp;And remember, I will go out with a smile. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>CHIVE ON! &nbsp; KCCO! &nbsp;Get Bent and Have a a wonderful day full of shamrocks, lucky charms and horseshoes. &nbsp;Stay flexible but not limp. &nbsp;Cheers!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and we need some motivation to make it through the week. &nbsp;I&#8217;m big on making to-do lists on sticky notes. &nbsp;And I do enjoy crossing things off those listed items on these lists. &nbsp;There&#8217;s another one done. &nbsp;However, this week looks like there is stuff that will get moved to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}