{"id":906,"date":"2014-09-05T02:08:49","date_gmt":"2014-09-05T02:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=778"},"modified":"2014-09-05T02:08:49","modified_gmt":"2014-09-05T02:08:49","slug":"fridge-requirements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/fridge-requirements\/","title":{"rendered":"Fridge Requirements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Breakfast for supper. &nbsp;That&#8217;s what we had on this fine evening. &nbsp;Peppered bacon, blue &amp; gold sausage, pancakes &amp; scrambled eggs. &nbsp;I&#8217;m all in. &nbsp;AM or PM. &nbsp;Like a well kicked field goal&#8211;It&#8217;s Good. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The Dragon Lady, Duke and I got into a discussion during dinnner involving items that are REQUIRED to be in my fridge. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>6&#8211;Milk&#8211;that isn&#8217;t out-of-date. &nbsp;For that at least once a month moment when I HAVE to have a pan of cocoa puffs. &nbsp;I&#8217;d eat them everyday if my lactose-intolerant gut could take it. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>5&#8211;Mustard&#8211;Even though I prefer Griffin&#8217;s (Made In Oklahoma), &nbsp;I am fine with French&#8217;s. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>4&#8211;Tobasco&#8211;This is in the #4 slot, but I will not ever be very far from a container of Tobasco. &nbsp;The only reason that it is #4 is that Tobasco CAN&#8217;T improve #3, 2 or 1. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>3&#8211;Iced Tea&#8211;It would be #2, but I can get it from places other than my fridge. &nbsp;Maybe should be #2, as there are very few days that I don&#8217;t have at least one glass of iced tea. &nbsp;Unsweetened. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>2&#8211;Best Maid hamburger sliced pickles&#8211;off brand, but I eat them every day that I am home. &nbsp;I will eat some other pickles, but when I do, I&#8217;m thinking about these. &nbsp;I know, it&#8217;s kind of wrong. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>1&#8211;Orange Juice&#8211;1, Uno, Eins, ONE morning since 1991 that I have not had an orange juice to get me going. &nbsp;The host had NONE. &nbsp;The nearest quick stop&#8211;NONE. &nbsp;So, I just got pissed and headed down the interstate. &nbsp;I have few regrets. &nbsp;But I wish that I would have stopped and found some OJ.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Change the subject, kind of. &nbsp;Joe Dirt is being put on ice&#8211;for a month. &nbsp;I took him to a piece of paradise near Mutual, OK 10 days ago. Nothing was in heat for a few days. &nbsp;Then, HOLY COW!! &nbsp;Somebody saw more LIVE ACTION than the Kentucky turtle man. &nbsp;I don&#8217;t know the actual #s of marked does, but according to my buddy, Brucey, it&#8217;s in the thirties. &nbsp;It was enough that Brandon and Tesha loaded Dirt &amp; his well-used nuts up and brought him home. &nbsp;I guess we will have some Feb. born kids in 2015. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Now, some of you readers may think &#8220;They won&#8217;t all settle.&#8221; &nbsp;How dare you? &nbsp;When Dirt gets dirty, he seals the deal. &nbsp;Best that I have ever been around&#8211;bull, boar, ram or buck. &nbsp;He doesn&#8217;t waste effort marking his legs or fighting the fence. &nbsp;He doesn&#8217;t get all monogamous and fall in love. &nbsp;He likes them all once, as they are ready (Kelln&#8217;s are true gentlemen) , and then, with a wink and a a tail wag, he simply nods, &#8220;NEXT&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;m not saying that Joe Dirt is the best buck out there. &nbsp;But this dude has a track record of winning wethers and does. &nbsp;His daughters are proven. &nbsp;He&#8217;s way good, way proven and dang it, we like him. &nbsp;He brings a lot of positive traits to the table. &nbsp;Consistency, soundness, above avg. growth, and reproductive abilities. They put #s to these traits in the cattle and swine world. &nbsp;If the goat industry had a similar system, well, the fridge requirements to handle him would be large. &nbsp; He&#8217;d be like orange juice. &nbsp;It HAS to be there. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I know, you didn&#8217;t see the icebox requirement list tying to some old goat. &nbsp;It wasn&#8217;t even a stretch. &nbsp;Have a good one. &nbsp;Have a better tomorrow. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>PS&#8211; &nbsp;I apologize, but I after I wrote this, I cllicked on the oklahomashowgoats.com message board. &nbsp;Milligan had some post about 3 wishes. &nbsp;Check it out. &nbsp;Way worth the read and add to it. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Horseshoes &amp; shamrocks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Breakfast for supper. &nbsp;That&#8217;s what we had on this fine evening. &nbsp;Peppered bacon, blue &amp; gold sausage, pancakes &amp; scrambled eggs. &nbsp;I&#8217;m all in. &nbsp;AM or PM. &nbsp;Like a well kicked field goal&#8211;It&#8217;s Good. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The Dragon Lady, Duke and I got into a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}