{"id":899,"date":"2014-08-27T02:10:58","date_gmt":"2014-08-27T02:10:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=771"},"modified":"2014-08-27T02:10:58","modified_gmt":"2014-08-27T02:10:58","slug":"3-for-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/3-for-3\/","title":{"rendered":"3 for 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Like a hitter on a hot streak, I&#8217;m 3 for 3. &nbsp;Three days in a row dispensing quality info. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s topic du jour&#8211;Some things just ain&#8217;t right. &nbsp;Exhibit A is the four new flavors of Lay&#8217;s potato chips. &nbsp;Never mess with a hot streak. &nbsp;When it&#8217;s good, it&#8217;s real good. &nbsp;And Lay&#8217;s is making concoctions that aren&#8217;t meant to be. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bacon Mac &amp; Cheese&#8211;I love bacon &amp; I like mac &amp; cheese. &nbsp;I don&#8217;t like the thought of it, but this chip might taste good. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cappucino&#8211;On a chip? &nbsp;What the?<\/p>\n<p>Mango Salso Wavy chips&#8211;I thought wavy chips were made to be dipped into salsa and other dips, not immediately flavored like them. &nbsp;This is a deal for Dorito&#8217;s, not Lay&#8217;s.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Kettle Cooked Wasabi Ginger&#8211;I can eat wasabi out of a bowl. &nbsp;But on a chip? &nbsp;With ginger? &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Lay&#8217;s Classic Potato Chips&#8212;-Classic being the key word. &nbsp;They are CLASSIC because &#8220;betcha can&#8217;t eat just one&#8221;. &nbsp;And they were right! &nbsp;You can&#8217;t eat just one. &nbsp;They are like an OREO. &nbsp;They got it right the first time. &nbsp;No need to make other flavors. &nbsp;Sure, BBQ Lays was OK. &nbsp;Sour Cream &amp; Onion isn&#8217;t bad, not great. &nbsp;But this new stuff just ain&#8217;t right. &nbsp;Like they aren&#8217;t selling enough, they have to come up with some cockamamey, half-hitched flavors like cappucino and mango salsa. &nbsp;I&#8217;m out. &nbsp;Some things just ain&#8217;t right. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Have a good day and a better tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Like a hitter on a hot streak, I&#8217;m 3 for 3. &nbsp;Three days in a row dispensing quality info. &nbsp; Today&#8217;s topic du jour&#8211;Some things just ain&#8217;t right. &nbsp;Exhibit A is the four new flavors of Lay&#8217;s potato chips. &nbsp;Never mess with a hot streak. &nbsp;When it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}