{"id":883,"date":"2014-07-30T01:35:35","date_gmt":"2014-07-30T01:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=755"},"modified":"2014-07-30T01:35:35","modified_gmt":"2014-07-30T01:35:35","slug":"home-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/home-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The Kelln Klan has made it back to Oklahoma. &nbsp;And we are happy to be back. &nbsp;It was nice coming home to decent weather and healthy animals. &nbsp;It&#8217;s great to have good people to watch out for stuff when you have to be gone. &nbsp;Thanks to all that check on goats, cattle and dogs. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Where to begin? &nbsp;It was great seeing our &#8220;little girl&#8221;. &nbsp;She is doing well in California. &nbsp;As a Dad, I am dang proud that she is chasing her own dreams and goals and is not afraid to work towards those goals. &nbsp;Also, as a parent, I wish the hell she would do it closer to home. &nbsp;She served as hostess and chaffeur this past week. &nbsp;Those LA drivers drive like CRAP and Kela handles it well. &nbsp;She isn&#8217;t afraid to cut a u-ey just about anywhere. &nbsp;Me, I&#8217;d have to cuss, throw stuff and threaten to ram people in that maze of asphalt and people. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Kela drove the four of us to San Diego for the weekend. &nbsp;We like animals. &nbsp;This zoo is off-the-hook killer good. &nbsp;First of all, it is loaded with cool animals. &nbsp;Secondly, it is a true modern marvel of architecture, technology and engineering. &nbsp;The mere fact of the sheer # of animals &amp; people all located on about a 100 acres. &nbsp;The design that makes it good for animals, the flow of water, the flow of people and keeping it all aesthetic, useful and always within reach of a snack bar and a restroom. &nbsp;This zoo will wear you out, but it is also very user friendly. &nbsp;I HIGHLY recommend taking kids and old farts to this zoo. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;To answer the important questions, NO! &nbsp; They didn&#8217;t have any penguins on the menu. &nbsp;They also didn&#8217;t let me pet a Koala. &nbsp;Why? &nbsp;I offered cash. &nbsp;I offered to clean pens. &nbsp;We were there before the gates opened. &nbsp;And when they did, the four of us headed to the Koala exhibit. &nbsp;We watched the caretakers as they fed and cleaned each pen. &nbsp;I offered to help. &nbsp;They turned me down. &nbsp;I had to watch as a caretaker rubbed a Koala&#8217;s belly literally 6 feet from me. &nbsp;It was a Koala teaze. &nbsp;And there were no bouncers to keep me from hopping the fence. &nbsp;But I didn&#8217;t. &nbsp;Here I was within feet of them. &nbsp;They are kooler than I thought. &nbsp;I mean, I really want to hold one and give them a dutch rub kind of kute. &nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;The zoo volunteers asked if there was anything that they could do to help us enjoy our visit. &nbsp;I said, &#8220;Yes. &nbsp;I wish that one of you would volunteer to hold a Koala while I pet it. &nbsp;They explained why they couldn&#8217;t. &nbsp;I said, &#8220;Give me a price to pay?&#8221; &nbsp;The reply, &#8220;$10 million dollars.&#8221; &nbsp;I said, &#8220;I can fly to Australia cheaper than that and pet one at the airport.&#8221; &nbsp;Their reply, &#8220;Not anymore. &nbsp;The Australian government owns ALL Koalas and has banned them being treated like pets. &nbsp;These Koalas are &#8220;on loan&#8221; to the San Diego Zoo. &nbsp;Caretakers are the only ones allowed to touch them.&#8221; &nbsp;Damn politics. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; They were still worth seeing. &nbsp;Plus, the sight of a month old Giraffe. &nbsp;Feeding Giraffes and Rhinos. &nbsp;Watching the polar bears. &nbsp;A really cool otter vs. monkey play time and the monkey caught the otter by the tail and then all heck broke loose. &nbsp;That wasn&#8217;t supposed to happen. &nbsp;And we watched a monkey breast-stroke, underwater. &nbsp;Oh, and did I mention Pandas? &nbsp;Watching a year old Panda slide backwards down a log for about 8&#8242; was fun. &nbsp;Amur Leopard and a Snow Leopard were worth the fare to get in.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Between the Zoo and the Safari, I left a lot of cash in that part of the world. &nbsp;But it was all stuff that none of us have ever done, may never get to do again and it was as a family. &nbsp;Money well spent. &nbsp;We had fun. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; San Diego was a really clean city. &nbsp;Coronado Island is cool. &nbsp;The food was way good. &nbsp;I&#8217;d go back. &nbsp;i just wish that there would have been a ball game to go see.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The traffic between LA and San Diego&#8212;Whew! &nbsp;Six lanes headed south on the interstate, all at a standstill, at 3 in the afternoon. &nbsp;I don&#8217;t get it. &nbsp;But, I got lots of window time looking at the drought in California. &nbsp;They are dry. &nbsp;WAY DRY! &nbsp;And it&#8217;s easy to see why their fires can get widespread in a hurry. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;On Monday night, we went to Hollywood and Vine. &nbsp;One, to eat supper. &nbsp;We hit an Irish Pub that had way good burgers, reubens and hot wings. &nbsp;They might also have a drink special or two. &nbsp;And the prices were good. &nbsp;Two, to go see the Chinese Theater and all of the nocturnal life that happens. &nbsp;Crazy! &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The best part of going to California&#8211;to see Kela. &nbsp;The 2nd best part&#8211;no wind. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; There is a stellar goat market in California. &nbsp;I might have to go back. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The Kelln Klan has made it back to Oklahoma. &nbsp;And we are happy to be back. &nbsp;It was nice coming home to decent weather and healthy animals. &nbsp;It&#8217;s great to have good people to watch out for stuff when you have to be gone. &nbsp;Thanks to all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=883"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}