Says the Dragon Lady. “You went to Quitaque, Texas and did not come home with a wether? What’s wrong with you?” <\/p>\n
They weren’t for sale. I bought does. He has a LOT of does–big and small. Look at them. They’re good. Lunch was good. <\/p>\n
Then she said, “You ARE retarded. James Sweet better have written the check for those.” At this point, James grunted and ducked to get out of the way. <\/p>\n
Uh-Oh! “Nope. I wrote the check. Duke might want to show a doe.” The BS meter was spiking at that point. “But Honey, they can raise really good wethers.” <\/p>\n
We found the breaking point. I quickly learned that I already had too many does and didn’t need to buy any more and that I am mentally challenged and that I am a moron and… and… and…<\/p>\n
And big thanks to James who just stood there and agreed with her. Ahh, well, I’ve got thick skin. I’ve done dumber stuff than this and I can prove it.<\/p>\n
Yes, there were wethers out there. But they are going to be sold at the August ranch sale and then at Labor Day. Alright, I’ll wait till then. <\/p>\n
So, yes, I went there and didn’t buy a wether. Does? Yes. I saw a pile of good ones. More importantly, I actually did the impossible. I left that ranch with a check. Of course, the check I wrote was bigger than the one I got. It all keeps the economy in the goat world going in a positive direction. Moving like water in a stream. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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