No more Olympics on the tube, so I am going through some withdrawls. But it got me to thinking about things that ought to be an Olympic event.<\/p>\n
–Parallel parking a ’93 Chevy van<\/p>\n
–Changing diapers (I wouldn’t be very good)<\/p>\n
–Trailer backing (Tyke would be a non-qualifier)<\/p>\n
–Finding the tv remote control<\/p>\n
–Hitting the snooze button on the alarm clock–eyes must stay closed.<\/p>\n
–Watermelon home run contest.<\/p>\n
–Getting a does horns unhooked from the panel that she was destroying until she became immoblized.<\/p>\n
–Flipping channels looking for a Law & Order episode at 4 am, USA, TNT then channel 9 for weather then default back to sportscenter, all with eyes closed.<\/p>\n
–Putting a marking harness on a buck.<\/p>\n
–Stacking round bales. <\/p>\n
–Stacking small square bales. <\/p>\n
–Fitting a 2 week old goat kid into the dehorning box. <\/p>\n
–Snaring a show pig.<\/p>\n
–Unsnaring a show pig when done clipping. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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