{"id":763,"date":"2014-01-27T02:50:20","date_gmt":"2014-01-27T02:50:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=635"},"modified":"2014-01-27T02:50:20","modified_gmt":"2014-01-27T02:50:20","slug":"its-just-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/its-just-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s just wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Duke is trying to do a 7th grade science fair project. &nbsp;We came up with some ideas and he chose to do a smell test. &nbsp;Is it natural or is it artificial? &nbsp;He gathered up 10 artifcial &#8220;smells&#8221; and then got 10 corresponding Natural smells of the same item. For example, item #5 was Garlic. &nbsp;Both the real Garlic and the fake Garlic had a heckuva odor. &nbsp;Item 10 was grape. &nbsp;When I smell the sample 10, item B, I just want to drink some grape kool-aid. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;There is nothing wrong with a science fair project. &nbsp;It is actually pretty cool to have both parents involved. &nbsp;There were &#8220;blind&#8221; tests given. &nbsp;Actually, double blind. &nbsp;We gathered Empircal data in a double blind format &nbsp;The subjects just had to smell 2 samples and answer which was Natural and which was Artificial. &nbsp;That&#8217;s it. &nbsp;What&#8217;s wrong with this deal? &nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>Duke, Tammy and I loaded up in a &#8217;93 Chevy van and headed out to perform this experiment. &nbsp;&#8220;Step inside this van and smell this.&#8221; &nbsp;There are a lot of Law &amp; Order SVU episodes that start with a van and a promise. &nbsp;Proper temperature, mood lights, leather seats, etc. &nbsp;The scary thing is that most of the victims (I mean subjects) readily agreed to get inside the side doors of the van and smell the aromas. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The thing that I noticed first was that there two schools of thought. &nbsp;1&#8211;That smells stronger, that must be the natural one. &nbsp;2&#8211;That smells stronger, that must be artificial.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The next thing that I noticed was that my sister-in-law, Jessica, was 10 for 10 and didn&#8217;t have to think about it. &nbsp;She was dead on. &nbsp;Her husband was also accurate, but he had to think about it. &nbsp;The scary part was that Big Bill was pretty accurate and pretty decisive about what he smelled. &nbsp;However, his offspring weren&#8217;t as good. &nbsp;Duke did NOT use MANDY GREER as a subject. &nbsp;Why? &nbsp;Because she hasn&#8217;t smelled anything for more than a decade. &nbsp;That has worked to her benefit while changing diapers. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#8220;Hey. &nbsp;You. &nbsp;Come over here and get inside this van and smell this.&#8221; &nbsp;It&#8217;s just kind of wrong. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>On a goat note. &nbsp;The weather was decent in this part of the world. &nbsp;It is way fun watching 1to 2 week old kids running loose outside for their first time. &nbsp;These nursing does are eating more alfalfa and more feed than I have EVER let does eat. &nbsp;But, I like the way the babies are looking so I don&#8217;t mind the added cost. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Duke is trying to do a 7th grade science fair project. &nbsp;We came up with some ideas and he chose to do a smell test. &nbsp;Is it natural or is it artificial? &nbsp;He gathered up 10 artifcial &#8220;smells&#8221; and then got 10 corresponding Natural smells of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/763"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}