{"id":723,"date":"2013-11-20T00:55:53","date_gmt":"2013-11-20T00:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=595"},"modified":"2013-11-20T00:55:53","modified_gmt":"2013-11-20T00:55:53","slug":"random-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/random-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Random stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;So, the other day, I was out of iced tea at the dealership. &nbsp;I haven&#8217;t had a mountain dew in over a week, so being out of tea could become a bit of an issue. &nbsp;On this morning, a customer was at Mandy&#8217;s desk as I came back from the kitchen in the shop. &nbsp;I told Mandy to get me some tea at Chicken Express (they have good tea) when she goes to the bank. &nbsp;She allowed that Chicken Express wouldn&#8217;t be open at 10 AM when she goes to the post office and the bank. &nbsp;The customer allowed that he was headed to that part of town and would pick some up. &nbsp;Mandy told him that it won&#8217;t be open.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Anyways, 30 minutes later and the customer walks back in carrying a glass of iced tea and a gallon jug of tea. &nbsp;I was on the phone so I just made faces and twitched for a minute trying to figure out how he got the tea at 9 am. &nbsp;He stood there grinning. &nbsp;I got off the phone and said, &#8220;They aren&#8217;t open! &nbsp;How the heck?&#8221; &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He said, &#8220;The front door was open so I walked in. &nbsp;They weren&#8217;t &#8220;open&#8221; but since I was already inside, they sold me some tea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Now, here&#8217;s the deal. &nbsp;Brandon Bruce was the customer that delivered the tea. &nbsp;If you know Brandon, then you already find the humour in this story. &nbsp;If you don&#8217;t know him, well, you should. &nbsp;He and his family show goats with us. &nbsp;Good people. &nbsp;Brandon is not a small guy. &nbsp;Not fat, just a big, stout guy with big PAWS, solid foundations, and normally has some facial hair working. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Now imagine that you dropped out of high school last year and are working at the chicken express and you didn&#8217;t lock the front door when you came in to start frying up some chicken, gizzards, okra or livers. &nbsp;Now, sasquatch jr. walks in at 9 am and orders some tea. &nbsp;Hell yes they gave him the tea. &nbsp;He probably didn&#8217;t even have to pay for it. &nbsp;Fearfully, some kid, just hands it over&#8211;&#8220;Please don&#8217;t hurt me. &nbsp;Take the tea.&#8221; &nbsp;No matter, I am grateful that I had some tea to make it through the next day or two. &nbsp;Brandon&#8217;s the kind of guy that can get things done. &nbsp;Although, I bet they now lock the door of a morning.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;We have to have safety meetings at work, once a month. &nbsp;I put together a committee and put them in charge. &nbsp;This is good that I know these 3 employees will get it done. &nbsp;But, they also always schedule it around a meal. &nbsp;Sometimes, it&#8217;s just juice and donuts. &nbsp;Sometimes, I have to buy pizza for everybody. &nbsp;Today, they wanted Thanksgiving dinner. &nbsp;And I got nominated to smoke a turkey and a ham. &nbsp;Which I did. &nbsp;All of the employees brought sides and dessert. &nbsp;Spouses attended. &nbsp;It was a really good dinner. &nbsp;I&#8217;m thankful to have a good set of employees and we all get along. &nbsp;A job is always better when you get along with the people that you work with. &nbsp;The only problem with this dinner was that I smoked the meat at home. &nbsp;Then I put it in the cab of the pickup and headed to the store for lunch. &nbsp;The boneless ham road on a plate 18 miles, wrapped in foil. &nbsp;As I turned into the drive of the dealership, I hit a bump as I turned left and the ham rolled right. &nbsp;It rolled perfectly so as to land where the one end of the foil worked as a funnel and dumped the smoked ham juices right into the carpet on the passenger side. &nbsp;So, if you get in my pickup and suddenly have a craving for a ham sandwich, that&#8217;s why. &nbsp;I&#8217;m sure the smell will linger.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;On a goat note, I&#8217;ve had a bit of a kidding barn project going. &nbsp;Concrete, barn, pens, etc. &nbsp;We are now nearing the electrical phase. &nbsp;I called my Mom to ask about a diagram that I had seen of where all the electrical lines on this property run. &nbsp;And sewer, plumbing, etc. &nbsp;She sent me the book. &nbsp;It is a journal of EVERYTHING my Grandpa Duke spent money on from 1942-1956. &nbsp;It just also happens to have all of the updated schematics. &nbsp;Reading through this old ledger is fun. &nbsp;Land bought, land sold, feed, fuel, seed, livestock, crop production, cream &amp; eggs, dr. clothes, labor, buildings, repairs, donations, watch repairs, stamps, film developed for .53 cents, &amp; &nbsp;misc. &nbsp;I MEAN everything. &nbsp;I have come to realize that Grandpa was way more organized than I am and he has legible penmanship. &nbsp;This deal is awesome. &nbsp;Oh and the schematics are exact.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; 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