{"id":672,"date":"2013-08-28T01:39:23","date_gmt":"2013-08-28T01:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=544"},"modified":"2013-08-28T01:39:23","modified_gmt":"2013-08-28T01:39:23","slug":"random","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/random\/","title":{"rendered":"RANDOM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the top of the Kelln Livestock blog page it says &#8220;the place to learn about the happenings at Kelln Livestock and random Kelln thoughts.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This blog is a edited\/censored version of the happenings around this piece of paradise. &nbsp;And the thoughts that make it into this blog are not near as random as the crap that rolls around through my brain. &nbsp;For instance, I don&#8217;t put much personal stuff on here. &nbsp;I also don&#8217;t put much controversial stuff on here. &nbsp;Some just take offense to some of this crap. &nbsp;If you know me, then you can read this and add the &#8220;flair&#8221; that comes from knowing how I talk and act. &nbsp;It adds to the humour. &nbsp;If you really want to be offended, come listen to the real life version. &nbsp;It must be fun, as there are a lot of repeat customers. &nbsp;I also don&#8217;t put much work related info on this blog. &nbsp;BUT that might change!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;I don&#8217;t care what business you are in&#8230;.it is hard to find good help. &nbsp;I try to collect mechanics like I do good goats. &nbsp;If you see one that MIGHT work, buy it. &nbsp;You can NEVER have too many good ones&#8211;goats, mechanics or help. &nbsp;I offered a guy a job today that drives a lime-green car, has tats on his legs and has those wierd ear holes in his ear lobes. &nbsp;I don&#8217;t care. &nbsp;Basically, I care about work ethic and a desire to perform a &#8220;job well done&#8221;. &nbsp;I could care less if they have a driver&#8217;s license, a bit of a police record, walk on one leg or maybe they are an ou fan. &nbsp; Well, crap, I already have several that fit at least one of those criteria. &nbsp;If he\/she will work, I will pay them and keep &#8217;em busy. &nbsp;It&#8217;s kind of like a parrot mouth goat with twisted ears or a doe kid with fish teats. &nbsp;Yeah, it&#8217;s not the desired, but it might be good enough. &nbsp;And let&#8217;s get serious here. &nbsp;Do you really care what your mechanic looks like as long as your equipment runs right when they are done? &nbsp;Kind of like a surgeon with bad bedside manners. &nbsp;Do you really care if they are an arrogant bastard if they are really good at their job? &nbsp;I&#8217;d rather have an overly confident doctor cutting on me that KNOWS he\/she will do it right. Then send in doctors and nurses with good bedside manners. &nbsp;That&#8217;s what I&#8217;m talking about. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Some nights, you just don&#8217;t need a beer or twelve. &nbsp;Maybe just a glass with ice, a splash of water and some tan sack. &nbsp;Take the edge off, kick back and watch the wife paint the mud room. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Speaking of tan&#8230;.Do you know what a chick with tan lines and a chicken have in common? &nbsp;The white parts are the best.<\/p>\n<p>Now really, that isn&#8217;t random or bi-polar. &nbsp;Rough couple of weeks at work, crown reserve in a tan sack, tan lines, chickens. &nbsp;Just connect the dots. &nbsp;Straight lines. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Wormed goats last night, trying to get everything ready to sell on Monday. &nbsp;I&#8217;m not ready, but I am ready to get to this sale. &nbsp;I need to fill orders and Monday is going to be the day. &nbsp;I&#8217;ve got ear tags written down in my mind and some of these goats need to get new loving homes. &nbsp;Some might just stay here if they don&#8217;t bring more than 5 or 6 hundred. &nbsp;Okay, maybe add a digit. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The quality is going to be good. &nbsp;It will be a nice set of does and wethers. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It seems to me like a person that is wanting to go to the Lone Star Elite Jackpot might want to get serious about booking motel rooms. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Saw a post of Norm Peterson quotes this evening. &nbsp;He is one of my all-time favorite tv characters. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sunday evening&#8211;Kelln Kompound&#8211;food, fellowship, something to drink for everybody, maybe some stories. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Monday&#8211;Best of the West sale at Woodward, OK. &nbsp;Top shelf goats. &nbsp;Better people. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Speaking of random, I had a visit at the store this afternoon from a true livestock enthusiast. &nbsp;I hadn&#8217;t seen him in several years, but none other than Mark Nickelson showed up. &nbsp;I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Mark. &nbsp;Those that know Mark are chuckling as they read this. &nbsp;He knows a good animal, knows a good time and there is always a story. &nbsp;My kind of deal. &nbsp;I look forward to the day (or evening) that I can sit and share a beverage (tea, pepsi, whatever) with Mark Nickelson, Monte Sharp and Fred Urban. &nbsp;If Paul Childers could also be there, then that would be grand. &nbsp;Those guys know livestock and they know how to have a good time. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the top of the Kelln Livestock blog page it says &#8220;the place to learn about the happenings at Kelln Livestock and random Kelln thoughts.&#8221; This blog is a edited\/censored version of the happenings around this piece of paradise. &nbsp;And the thoughts that make it into this blog are not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}