{"id":642,"date":"2013-07-13T14:28:47","date_gmt":"2013-07-13T14:28:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=514"},"modified":"2013-07-13T14:28:47","modified_gmt":"2013-07-13T14:28:47","slug":"turtle-pancakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/turtle-pancakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Turtle Pancakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;No, they aren&#8217;t made out of turtles. &nbsp;They are pancakes made to look like a turtle. &nbsp;One big dollop of batter to make the body\/shell, 4 feet, a head and a tail. &nbsp;They look like turtles. &nbsp;My Grandma Schneider always made us turtle pancakes. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Anytime there was a big event, Grandma made turtle pancakes for the kids. &nbsp;For example, when I was a junior in high school, I had to take the ACT test. &nbsp;My cousin Jeff was the same age, so she had us spend the night so that we couldn&#8217;t be in to our usual Friday night mischief. &nbsp;Saturday morning arrived, we were well rested and well fed with a breakfast consisting of turtle pancakes, eggs &amp; bacon. &nbsp;Jeff and I headed off to take the mighty ACT test. &nbsp;Of course, this was back in the day when you took the test once, didn&#8217;t have tutors for it and actually weren&#8217;t very prepared. &nbsp;It was an actual test. &nbsp;We both scored very well. &nbsp;Not because we were smart, but because we were fueled on Grandma&#8217;s turtle pancakes. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Today, we ate turtle pancakes. &nbsp;The Dragon Lady cooked turtle pancakes, bacon and eggs. &nbsp;Then, Kela and her best bud, Tara Burchfield left for LA. &nbsp;Yes, that LA. &nbsp;The one on the west coast. &nbsp;Cars packed, walkie talkies charged, tanks full, pockets full of optimisim and heads full of hopes, dreams and goals. &nbsp;They headed west for Flagstaff tonight, sunrise at the Grand Canyon Sunday morning and LA Sunday night. &nbsp;An event like this, and you better be fueled on a turtle pancake. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sasha, the corgi, knew something was up as she repeatedly jumped into Kela&#8217;s jeep everytime the door was opened. &nbsp;Speaking of dogs, Duke has been whining that he doesn&#8217;t have his own dog. &nbsp;I told him that he could claim GARP the guard dog as his, but that didn&#8217;t fit what he had in mind. &nbsp;So, he and I are headed to texas this afternoon to go pick his new puppy up. &nbsp;Sasha is going to be pissed.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Oh, to be young and unattached. &nbsp;No job, a sorority sister with an empty bedroom to stay in for awhile, and a long damn way from home. &nbsp;It will either work or it won&#8217;t. &nbsp;If it doesn&#8217;t, we will wish that it would have. &nbsp;I bet it does work out for them. &nbsp;One thing about it, I&#8217;m pretty sure her mom will cook turtle pancakes for her anytime she wants to come home. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;No, they aren&#8217;t made out of turtles. &nbsp;They are pancakes made to look like a turtle. &nbsp;One big dollop of batter to make the body\/shell, 4 feet, a head and a tail. &nbsp;They look like turtles. &nbsp;My Grandma Schneider always made us turtle pancakes. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Anytime [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}