{"id":632,"date":"2013-06-30T03:28:34","date_gmt":"2013-06-30T03:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=504"},"modified":"2013-06-30T03:28:34","modified_gmt":"2013-06-30T03:28:34","slug":"let-me-tell-you-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/let-me-tell-you-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Let me tell you&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>about my last day or two. &nbsp;I should have gone and bought lottery tickets as lucky as I have been. &nbsp;First of all, I left work on Friday to come home, load the popper and head to Waynoka to pickup a Poe goat. &nbsp;Before, I left work, I told Caleb, &#8220;I&#8217;m leaving to do this so that I can be here at the store in the morning. &nbsp;Caleb said, &#8220;I want to work tomorrow.&#8221; &nbsp;Jackpot. &nbsp;The boss was not going to argue with the employee on this subject. &nbsp;It is reasons like this that I hire good people. &nbsp;My weekend just got real good. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;I got home and Dad was effing stuff up. &nbsp;I watched some of this, kind of like an exhibit at the zoo. &nbsp;I mean, you can look, watch and wonder, &#8220;Is an animal supposed to be able to do that?&#8221; &nbsp; When, the proverbial beach ball went flat, I then went about doing chores. &nbsp;Poe called and said &#8220;I&#8217;m headed to Woodward in an hour or so, do you want me to bring this goat to you?&#8221; &nbsp;Hell yes, saved me a couple of hours driving. &nbsp;I did that meet up and headed back. &nbsp;Unloaded, chores done, nobody at home,&#8230;.what to eat? &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Tyke bought a Traeger grill and was giving it the maiden voyage. &nbsp;So I headed west to eat some high quality free food. &nbsp;It was way good, although, some might have been a bit salty.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;I didn&#8217;t hold any babies (goats or twin humans). &nbsp;But I did hang out with the hot chicks while the rest of them hung outside wasting oxygen. &nbsp;I even killed a tarantula with my new cap. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I did the un-thinkable this morning. &nbsp;I didn&#8217;t leave the house until 8 am. &nbsp;Why? &nbsp;One, I didn&#8217;t have to be anywhere. &nbsp;Two, they changed the Law &amp; Order schedule up and played some other damn useless program from 8-9 am. &nbsp;Anyways, I got piles of stuff done for the next couple of hours. &nbsp;Then, &nbsp;royalty showed up to the house. &nbsp; THE Mr. &amp; Mrs. Big I showed up at the Kelln Kompound to complete a goat delivery. &nbsp;I didn&#8217;t know that Big I could leave Noble county. &nbsp;He brought me a goat that had been missing his bottom lip due to sore mouth. &nbsp;This goat was skinny as a crack addict, but otherwise looked good. &nbsp;They then headed east in a hurry, like two teenagers trying to sneak off. &nbsp;Then more people showed up. &nbsp;Then more, then more. &nbsp;Goats started leaving to good homes. &nbsp;I love it. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Sasha, the corgie, decided to anhilate a baby rabbit den. &nbsp;I didn&#8217;t know that she could be so vicious. &nbsp;It was her natural instincts taking over, but none of us wanted to witness this deal. &nbsp;All I could think about was Elmer Fudd in a vking helmet, singing in an operatic tone, &nbsp;&#8220;To kill the wabbitt, to kill the wabbitt&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Then, little brother, Big D showed up to drink beer and to look at people looking at goats. &nbsp;We got done with the goats and I met him, his wife and daughter at Charlie&#8217;s for a steak dinner. &nbsp;Way good. &nbsp;Let me tell you&#8230; this has been a killer good weekend and tomorrow will only be better. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>On another note: &nbsp;on thursday morning, while looking at the chive, I watched a video of a bagpipe player, in a kilt, while sporting a mohawk and wearing high heel boots play ac\/dc thunderstruck with flames coming out of the bagpipe. &nbsp;I WANT his job. &nbsp;Check it out on youtube. &nbsp;The Badpiper. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>about my last day or two. &nbsp;I should have gone and bought lottery tickets as lucky as I have been. &nbsp;First of all, I left work on Friday to come home, load the popper and head to Waynoka to pickup a Poe goat. &nbsp;Before, I left work, I told Caleb, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}