{"id":475,"date":"2012-10-12T13:58:45","date_gmt":"2012-10-12T13:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=346"},"modified":"2012-10-12T13:58:45","modified_gmt":"2012-10-12T13:58:45","slug":"joys-of-kids-in-college","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/joys-of-kids-in-college\/","title":{"rendered":"Joys of kids in College"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I open my personal email this morning.&nbsp; There is a message from my favorite daughter.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Well, I have a bit of a problem and it seems that <span style=\"font-family: mceinline;\">the<\/span> father figure is the traditional source to turn to in this situation. Hope you have been helping Duke with his math because it seems that this is a word problem.&nbsp; <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Kela goes to school at Oklahoma State University where tuition is high and she is but a poor struggling college kid.&nbsp; She has approximately $1,000 in her bank account.&nbsp; She already had a $1,000 scholarship deducted from her bill and her current bursar balance is attached to this email.&nbsp; How much does Kela need to ask her father for in order to continue her education?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Your loving daughter.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Help me I&#8217;m poor.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I would imagine she will get all of it paid for.&nbsp; I&#8217;m going to have to sell a goat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I open my personal email this morning.&nbsp; There is a message from my favorite daughter. &#8220;Well, I have a bit of a problem and it seems that the father figure is the traditional source to turn to in this situation. Hope you have been helping Duke with his math [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}