{"id":463,"date":"2012-09-13T21:31:21","date_gmt":"2012-09-13T21:31:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=319"},"modified":"2012-09-13T21:31:21","modified_gmt":"2012-09-13T21:31:21","slug":"wth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wth\/","title":{"rendered":"WTH?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; So, I went to Taco Mayo to get me a #3 mexicali grilled burrito with tater locos.&nbsp; I said, &#8220;I would like a #3, beef, please.&#8221;&nbsp; The waitress looked at me and said, &#8220;Chicken or steak?&#8221;&nbsp; I shook my head, stared at the ceiling, thinking to myself, &#8220;If I said&nbsp; Beef, doesn&#8217;t that mean&nbsp;Steak?&#8221;&nbsp; I answered, &#8220;Steak&#8221;.&nbsp; She printed my ticket, handed it and my cup to me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; They called my number, I picked up my order, sat down and bit into it.&nbsp; Guess what?&nbsp; Chicken.&nbsp; The reciept said #3 Steak, I said Beef &amp; Steak.&nbsp; How did I end up with chicken?&nbsp; I ate the crap as I was already pissed about my day as I had a flat on a header trailer, got it fixed, then blew out the same tire 12 miles later.&nbsp; I got rained on the both times that I was changing tires on the side of the highway with trucks blowing by me.&nbsp; At least it is raining.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; So, I went to Taco Mayo to get me a #3 mexicali grilled burrito with tater locos.&nbsp; I said, &#8220;I would like a #3, beef, please.&#8221;&nbsp; The waitress looked at me and said, &#8220;Chicken or steak?&#8221;&nbsp; I shook my head, stared at the ceiling, thinking to myself, &#8220;If I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}