{"id":4565,"date":"2021-10-02T23:10:34","date_gmt":"2021-10-02T23:10:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=4565"},"modified":"2021-10-02T23:10:37","modified_gmt":"2021-10-02T23:10:37","slug":"cornhole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/cornhole\/","title":{"rendered":"Cornhole"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Cornhole has became very popular the past decade or so.\u00a0 There is even televised collegiate cornhole matches on one of the 12 different espn channels.\u00a0 It&#8217;s big fun.\u00a0 Even goats like to play cornhole.\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Well, not all cornhole is fun.\u00a0\u00a0There is one facet of the goat industry that is hard to explain to those that have never had a pen of 8 month old bucklings.\u00a0 On the east side of the place is a pen with 8 eight month old bucklings.\u00a0 There are no does, or doe kids within 20 yards of them.\u00a0 Doesn&#8217;t matter.\u00a0 This pen has recently learned how to play cornhole.\u00a0 And it is loud!\u00a0 The sounds that come from that pen would make George Lucas want to create some sort of aliens just to use these sounds.\u00a0 Wookie kind of sounds.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 This evening, I decided to give this set of bucklings a copper bolus.\u00a0 Our part of the world is deficient in copper and a bolus or two is cheap.\u00a0 However, in order to put a bolus down one of these bucks, you have to catch them.\u00a0 For some reason, their heads and ears are sticky.\u00a0 Their backs, hips and tails are sticky.\u00a0 It&#8217;s just wrong.\u00a0 These dudes mount up and get in a konga line&#8230;..dun dun dun dun dun..DUN!\u00a0 And on the beat of that last DUN, there is a thrust.\u00a0 The front goat doesn&#8217;t have a chance.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Enough of talking about playing cornhole&#8211;prison goat style.\u00a0 I&#8217;m going to log off here and go burn my t-shirt and shorts.\u00a0 Might even take a bath in gasoline to get rid of this odor.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Cornhole has became very popular the past decade or so.\u00a0 There is even televised collegiate cornhole matches on one of the 12 different espn channels.\u00a0 It&#8217;s big fun.\u00a0 Even goats like to play cornhole.\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Well, not all cornhole is fun.\u00a0\u00a0There is one facet of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4565"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4565"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4566,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4565\/revisions\/4566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}