{"id":450,"date":"2012-08-19T16:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-19T16:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=293"},"modified":"2012-08-19T16:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-19T16:02:00","slug":"rain-cantaloupes-and-mustard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/rain-cantaloupes-and-mustard\/","title":{"rendered":"Rain, Cantaloupes and Mustard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Got to use my windshield wipers for just a few minutes on Saturday.&nbsp; We didn&#8217;t get anything but a damn sprinkle.&nbsp; Just enough to clean the windshield.&nbsp; However, farther east towards Cleo and Enid, they got a dang good rain.&nbsp; Nowadays, rain is kind of like going to the high school prom,&nbsp; even if you didn&#8217;t get any, you are glad that somebody got some.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; We made it to Susan Litzenberger&#8217;s surprise 50th birthday party.&nbsp; Danielle had organized the event.&nbsp; It was big fun.&nbsp; Great weather, good people and good food.&nbsp; Very well behaved crowd.&nbsp; We must be getting old.&nbsp; David was in fine form when we arrived.&nbsp; He was offering guests his new favorite desertt.&nbsp; Cantaloupe with mustard on it.&nbsp; I tried it.&nbsp; You want to know what it tastes like?&nbsp; Cantaloupe with mustard on it.&nbsp; I like cantaloupe and I like mustard, but I probably won&#8217;t be making that dish anytime soon.&nbsp; Knowing Super Dave, I knew that there had to be a story behind this concoction.&nbsp; There was and it involved a rough night in Vegas.&nbsp; Typical.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I haven&#8217;t had time to watch much tv, I haven&#8217;t been on the internet much and I don&#8217;t read newspapers or listen to local radio very often, therefore I have been dodging a bunch of the political crap that is getting geared up.&nbsp; Unfortunately, I did a little reading recently about our candidates for President.&nbsp; I just want to throw up when I think about this clown that is currently in office.&nbsp; I&#8217;m not a big fan of the other one, but definitely a better option than the current joke.&nbsp; I pray that at least 51% percent of the voters pull their heads out for this election.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Got to use my windshield wipers for just a few minutes on Saturday.&nbsp; We didn&#8217;t get anything but a damn sprinkle.&nbsp; Just enough to clean the windshield.&nbsp; However, farther east towards Cleo and Enid, they got a dang good rain.&nbsp; Nowadays, rain is kind of like going to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}