\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Without a doubt, this blog deal is way scarier on the backside.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
If I was to ever show anybody that texts that come from you clowns.\u00a0 Picks of rusty ice picks, etc.<\/p>\n
The other day I got a text of a picture of a door.\u00a0 I don’t know which is worse.\u00a0 That one of you sent me a pic of a bathroom stall door.\u00a0 OR the fact that I recognized it as a bathroom stall door in a Buc-ee’s!\u00a0 Just wrong.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Tonight, something about stuffing the onion harvest in pantyhose while drinking bourbon.\u00a0 I’m not sure what to even say about that.\u00a0 I know he was dealing with his garden but…..onions…….in pantyhose?\u00a0 \u00a0There is surely a joke there.\u00a0<\/p>\n
WALK AWAY!!!<\/p>\n
Speaking of scary….that Kedrick ain’t afraid to take on a goat herd dispersal.\u00a0 700+ head?\u00a0 No problem.\u00a0 He’ll make it work.\u00a0 In all actuality, it may be genius.\u00a0 He just picked up a whole new genetic bank to go back on what he has already developed.\u00a0 Cool!\u00a0 As for me, I cringe at the thought of THAT many female goats to deal with.\u00a0 Shudder.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
I have a new “olympic” sport.\u00a0 I catch grasshoppers and throw them into the chicken pen.\u00a0 Ravenous is the word that comes to mind.\u00a0 Those birds go at em.\u00a0 And it’s way better than watching some ass-clown that kneels or won’t salute our flag.\u00a0 If they can’t stand and salute, leave their asses at home.\u00a0 Better yet, send some chickens.\u00a0 They look awkward running but they can catch a grasshopper and rip it to shreds.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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It’s scary that you all read this stuff.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Peace out.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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