{"id":445,"date":"2012-08-11T03:38:05","date_gmt":"2012-08-11T03:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=286"},"modified":"2012-08-11T03:38:05","modified_gmt":"2012-08-11T03:38:05","slug":"owwww-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/owwww-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Owwww!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spending money&#8230;owww! Moving&#8230;costs money&#8230;.double owww!!! Wasps&#8230; Holy jeeminy owww!!!!! None of this hurts as bad as the Dragon Lady sneaking up and slapping cold bacon on a wasp sting! I literally went blind, went to my knees, cussed &#038; prayed&#8230; All in about 10 seconds. And I like bacon, but that hurt BAD!!! It took about an hour and a couple of frosty beverages before I could move inside. P      Yes, I got stung again.  This time on a calf.  Some people pay for calf implants.  I have one swollen for free. If it gets any bigger, it will look like one of Goz&#8217;s calves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spending money&#8230;owww! Moving&#8230;costs money&#8230;.double owww!!! Wasps&#8230; Holy jeeminy owww!!!!! None of this hurts as bad as the Dragon Lady sneaking up and slapping cold bacon on a wasp sting! I literally went blind, went to my knees, cussed &#038; prayed&#8230; All in about 10 seconds. And I like bacon, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}