{"id":4440,"date":"2021-07-11T02:44:23","date_gmt":"2021-07-11T02:44:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=4440"},"modified":"2021-07-11T02:55:52","modified_gmt":"2021-07-11T02:55:52","slug":"bout-damn-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/bout-damn-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Bout damn time!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I know.\u00a0 \u00a0I know.\u00a0 Some of you need this to read while up with the baby at night.\u00a0 Some need to read it in order to take a morning dump.\u00a0 And some just don&#8217;t have a life and read this stuff.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Well, I&#8217;ve been busy.\u00a0 I went to a wedding.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not much on weddings but this one was really nice.\u00a0 They sat Tammy and I right behind Jerry &amp; Ada Pfeiffer.\u00a0 Thank goodness.\u00a0 On the walk out of the wedding, they had each row exit down the center aisle.\u00a0 The Pfeiffer&#8217;s were right in front of us.\u00a0 Jerry accidentally kicked one of the glasses filled with water and a floating candle that were at the end of each aisle.\u00a0 Water everywhere.\u00a0 Damn, I&#8217;m glad he did it first.\u00a0 Cuz truth be told, I didn&#8217;t see those glasses and I would have kicked one of them.\u00a0 But NO!\u00a0 After I saw that, I stayed wide of glasses.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Towards the end of the wedding reception, the mother of the groom asked why I was there?\u00a0 I said, &#8220;Ma&#8217;am, I&#8217;ve got an invite hanging on the refrigerator door.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She than asked, &#8220;Bride or groom?&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bride.&#8221;\u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>She then queried &#8220;How long have you known the bride&#8217;s family?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I cocked my head and replied, &#8220;I&#8217;ve known TravASS since 1993.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She then asked, &#8220;How?&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Me at 11:30 pm, at a wedding reception, replied, &#8220;Ma&#8217;am, are you aware that Halie won a bunch of goat shows?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She said, &#8220;Yes.\u00a0 She won a bunch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me&#8211;&#8220;Ma&#8217;am.\u00a0 \u00a0Her family and I did all of that together.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her&#8211;&#8220;Really?\u00a0 I thought you might be a wedding crasher!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me&#8211;&#8220;Ma&#8217;am, if was going to crash a wedding, I would try to be incognito.\u00a0 I dang sure wouldn&#8217;t be wearing an orange pimped out shirt and a top hat!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I don&#8217;t like taking a pic unless the situation needs me in the pic.\u00a0 And damn, I was honored to take a pic with Halie Shovanec (Dewitt), Lexi Vanderwork (Covalt) and Chesley Comstock.\u00a0 I hurt the pic but dang those are three bad donkey chicks.\u00a0 Along with others, those kids and their families mean the world to Tammy &amp; I.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Oh, I did take a pic with Pistol Pete.\u00a0 My hat is almost as cool as his.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Speaking of goats, I guess that I was the only person that wasn&#8217;t using Toltrazuril for coccidii.\u00a0 \u00a0This stupid blog is invaluable in how quick you people respond and send info.\u00a0 Tom Kester delivered a bottle of this stuff to me at the wedding.\u00a0 Tammy made me go to the dance floor, so I put this jug of stuff inside my top hat.\u00a0 And that is where it stayed until I got to the hotel room that night.\u00a0 Next day, I doctored shitty-assed goats with it.\u00a0 That night, dry stools.\u00a0 It works.\u00a0 So does the top hat.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I used the 3cc\/18# drench doctoring rate.\u00a0 \u00a0Others are mixing it with Spectam scour-halt.\u00a0 It ain&#8217;t cheap, yet it is cheaper than Marquis and works quicker.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0That&#8217;s enough for now.\u00a0 Have a good one and a better tomorrow.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I know.\u00a0 \u00a0I know.\u00a0 Some of you need this to read while up with the baby at night.\u00a0 Some need to read it in order to take a morning dump.\u00a0 And some just don&#8217;t have a life and read this stuff.\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Well, I&#8217;ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4440"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4440"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4440\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4446,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4440\/revisions\/4446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}