\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Let me preface this post with this statement, “In all honesty, this guy (me) does not have many current problems.\u00a0 Just a lot of crap that are inconveniences.\u00a0 Sure, some of it is WAY serious!\u00a0 But, seriously, compared to the rest of the world, we don’t have any real problems.”\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Having said that, here’s what we got going on at the present time.\u00a0 A couple of weeks ago, I wrote that the nieces were bad ass.\u00a0 And they are.\u00a0 However, I mentioned that their grandma was REALLY bad ass!\u00a0 Well, people….here’s the proof.\u00a0 Grandma Linda (the mother of the Dragon Lady) had medical experts determine that she had cancer and it was isolated in a kidney.\u00a0 The medical experts wanted to operate in the “next day or two” in order to remove a kidney.\u00a0 \u00a0Couldn’t.\u00a0 Why?<\/strong>\u00a0 Grandma Linda had grandkids graduating college and one was getting married in the next couple of weeks.\u00a0 This surgery will wait.\u00a0 \u00a0You can watch all the espn that you want and I do watch it.\u00a0 But these squat-to-pee nba players needing nights off and having an issue and not playing…..eff that.\u00a0 This is real world!\u00a0 A retired, state award-winning teacher postponing a kidney removal surgery in order to attend graduations and a wedding?!\u00a0 For Real!\u00a0 People, that is truly BAD ASS!!!\u00a0 \u00a0Let’s argue…….I’m waiting…….waiting……waiting……..all I hear is crickets.\u00a0 That’s what I thought……truly BAD ASS!!!<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0There is no doubt that Linda will win this deal.\u00a0 However, I would appreciate it if you loyal readers fire up a prayer or two.\u00a0 If you do for her what you did for me and this bad hoof deal…..oh hellll!!!!\u00a0 \u00a0Trust you me, I will be posting about that in days to come.\u00a0 Wonders!\u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Now comes the 1st world problems of Kelln.\u00a0 For starters, last week the bathtub\/shower valve quit working.\u00a0 So, I tore shit up to get to it and replace it.\u00a0 No, no.\u00a0 Time to call a plumber.\u00a0 Then the sink drains started working slower.\u00a0 In the rain, I worked to find the septic tank and the clean outs.\u00a0 Time to call a turd doctor.\u00a0 So, now I’m getting ready to pay for numerous household items that I wasn’t mentally prepared to have to deal with at this time.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I don’t want to gripe about rain but since we laid down 175 acres of triticale; well, we have had 2″.\u00a0 We’ll take it and deal with it.\u00a0 That’s why they make hay rakes.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I was wanting ou and OSU to both win in the WCWS softball edition.\u00a0 ou crapped the bed.\u00a0 \u00a0I am learning why this fast-pitch softball is becoming a big deal.\u00a0 Well, I bet they will still have a chance to meet up.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0And since Tammy is gone helping her mother, I had to take care of the dogs.\u00a0 The corgiXs are happy to see anybody and everybody.\u00a0 GARP is pissed that he doesn’t have goats to guard.\u00a0 And he didn’t want his dog food.\u00a0 So, I fed him fridge cleanouts.\u00a0 Dang!!!\u00a0 \u00a0He liked the prosciutto rollups that were in the fridge.\u00a0 But Tammy’s little dog, Winston the Cavapoo, LOVED being on the leash and outside.\u00a0 I’m not sure if he was eating grass, licking chicken crap or just happy to be outside.\u00a0 I was happy to be outside, in the sun, no wind and it wasn’t wet.\u00a0 I just didn’t lick anything.\u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 In all seriousness, we all have real problems.\u00a0 But if you are reading this crap, you are in the top 10% of the wealthiest people on the planet.\u00a0 What?\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0 We don’t have to worry about the safety of our food.\u00a0 We have internet capability (some better than others).\u00a0 We have shelter, food, water, sanitary conditions and wait, what?\u00a0 Seriously, we can have stock shows.\u00a0 And weird little dogs.\u00a0 Yep.\u00a0 My prostate “felt” smooth and my psa levels were low. Not sure how that tied to the weird little dog.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Time for me to go lock the chickens up, take the little dog to crap outside, stretch my right foot and get another one.\u00a0 Not in that particular order.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Here’s to the real struggle that people are enduring.\u00a0 I truly hope that all of you are better off than I am.\u00a0 KICK ASS to my favorite mother-in-law!\u00a0 \u00a0Horseshoes & Shamrocks!!!!!\u00a0 \u00a0You got this!\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Let me preface this post with this statement, “In all honesty, this guy (me) does not have many current problems.\u00a0 Just a lot of crap that are inconveniences.\u00a0 Sure, some of it is WAY serious!\u00a0 But, seriously, compared to the rest of the world, we don’t have […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4394"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4394"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4397,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4394\/revisions\/4397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}