{"id":4160,"date":"2021-02-15T00:45:16","date_gmt":"2021-02-15T00:45:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=4160"},"modified":"2021-02-15T01:00:19","modified_gmt":"2021-02-15T01:00:19","slug":"uno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/uno\/","title":{"rendered":"Uno"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is currently Juan degree outside.\u00a0 One.\u00a0 The plunge continues.\u00a0 One damn degree.\u00a0 I know it could be worse.\u00a0 Way worse!<\/p>\n<p>Weird thing today.\u00a0 I woke up thinking about eating chili and I really wanted a chili dog.\u00a0 This afternoon, I was getting ready to leave Shattuck, so I called the Dragon Lady to see if she needed anything.\u00a0 Her reply, &#8220;See if the grocery store has any hotdog buns left, I&#8217;m craving a chili dog.&#8221;\u00a0 \u00a0 And that my friends, is one of many reasons that she is my one &amp; only valentine.<\/p>\n<p>And now, we are thawing out some frozen chili and cooking some 1\/4 pound, all beef dogs.\u00a0 Big, fat wieners that will take two hands to hold.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, there is more than one direction that I could go with the previous sentence.\u00a0 But tonight, I choose to just leave it alone.\u00a0 This is one of the one &amp; only times that I am on good behavior.<\/p>\n<p>Each time that I eat chili, I think about the Ron White story of the chili capitol of the world.\u00a0 And it is a goat related story.\u00a0 Juan with an onion and a pepper, riding a goat to a chili cook off and he comes home with a trophy and no goat.<\/p>\n<p>I have one question for you.\u00a0 Why won&#8217;t a doe goat drink in the dark?\u00a0 They have to be really thirsty to drink when it is dark.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve always thought that goats have very poor night vision.\u00a0 Plus, they are dumb.\u00a0 I guess it is an old instinct, you know prey vs. predator kind of thing.<\/p>\n<p>One week from now, I will be loading Herfy the Hereford Hog on a trailer.\u00a0 He has an appointment at the Gage Locker on the morning of Feb. 22.\u00a0 For one thing, I&#8217;m ready to eat some fresh pig.<\/p>\n<p>Keep it warm.\u00a0 Keep it real.\u00a0 And even though the temps are getting ready to be negative, I&#8217;m positive I&#8217;ll need more than one!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is currently Juan degree outside.\u00a0 One.\u00a0 The plunge continues.\u00a0 One damn degree.\u00a0 I know it could be worse.\u00a0 Way worse! Weird thing today.\u00a0 I woke up thinking about eating chili and I really wanted a chili dog.\u00a0 This afternoon, I was getting ready to leave Shattuck, so I called [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4160"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4160"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4164,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4160\/revisions\/4164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}