Without a doubt, there is an easy class winner in this group of quick stop bathrooms. \u00a0One only needs to visit any of the 94 Buc-ee’s locations to understand the value of a clean restroom. \u00a0There are plenty of options to stand and relieve one’s-self in combination with a plethora of bricked chambers to sit and destroy some porcelain. \u00a0These fortresses of solitude have traffic control measures to ensure a private, yet intimate setting. \u00a0Yet, one will almost never have to wait in a line to wash up afterwards as there are numerous rows of automated sinks. \u00a0I have yet to see an employee cleaning in these pristine environments, so I’m not sure if they are human, robotic or celestial, however & whomever, they do an admirable job.<\/p>\n
Coming in second, and it truly is a closer second than one might originally think, is the restroom at Gore’s Truck Stop north of Seiling, OK. \u00a0It is a logical second only because they have one location, not 94. \u00a0And there is no doubt that the cleaners are human as they are almost always waiting for a user to exit as they start mopping and wiping surfaces. \u00a0Excellent locale for evacuations. \u00a0I highly recommend this for a number of reasons–mainly # 1 or #2.<\/p>\n
Falling into the third slot would be a Love’s truck stop–not a quick stop restroom. \u00a0The Love’s smaller locations can be a bit sketchy and are normally designed as an afterthought when compared to the rest of the building. \u00a0However, I do grant that there is normally some outstanding poetry written on the walls. \u00a0Yet, the truck stops have ample stations to do one’s business. \u00a0In a dire situation, I highly recommend the one on the west side of Albuquerque. \u00a0 \u00a0Although clean and functional, they still offer the stalls that somebody might walk in at an inopportune time. \u00a0Nobody likes to be caught with their pants down, looking like a puppy on a leash, out for it’s daily dump walk. \u00a0And there are certainly times, that a person could care less if they had a stall or just hunker down in the bar ditch. \u00a0That’s when you will love a Love’s.<\/p>\n
And without a doubt, we will wrap this class up with the 8 point cut bottom–Allsup’s. \u00a0Hundreds of locations, yet remarkably consistent. \u00a0Upon entry, one notices the turd hammer with the broken handle. \u00a0That combined with a non-locking door knob gives you pause. \u00a0As you slide the not-in-line bolt lock that was probably found at a dollar general, \u00a0you wish that you would have just gone to the alley and hid behind the grease dumpster. \u00a0They all look and smell like somebody ate an Allsup’s burrito, chimichanga and taco sauce then rushed to destroy some porcelain or a urinal as the toilet was already plugged. \u00a0One has to prepare to wipe with the brown paper towels from the hand dispenser. \u00a0John Wayne paper, I think not. Not even John Wayne was that rough. \u00a0Actually, a user probably needs an extra pair of socks.<\/p>\n
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Kind of like that class of critters that get drug to numerous judging contests in a 3 week span, we’ve seen this class before. \u00a0Yet, it is still fun.<\/p>\n
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Been working on organizing buck, semen and doe dispersal sales. \u00a0Needed something to put me in a good mood. \u00a0Isn’t it ironic that the best AND worst restrooms are in Texas. \u00a0I’m not sure what this means. \u00a0But\u2026…<\/p>\n
Stay tuned for hotel showers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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