{"id":407,"date":"2012-06-05T11:24:36","date_gmt":"2012-06-05T11:24:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=222"},"modified":"2012-06-05T11:24:36","modified_gmt":"2012-06-05T11:24:36","slug":"oh-ht","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/oh-ht\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, $h!t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><html \/><\/p>\n<p>What a crappy morning.  I slept from 9:30 last night to 5 am.  this morning.  That is unusual for me.  No law &amp; order, no sportscenter, just sleep.  Made it to the barn to do chores and sure enough things went sideways.  Had a doe that we were watching.  She didn&#8217;t get marked when she bred, so I wasn&#8217;t exactly sure when she was due.  I just knew what bucks she had been with and when.  She was 13 months old when bred, so she wasn&#8217;t small.<\/p>\n<p>Well, she decided to go this morning.  She needed help.  I grabbed a horn to catch her and then halter her.  Guess what?  The horn came off in my hand.  Smooth off!!  I got her haltered and tied to the fence.  I felt for the baby and the feet were right there.  Easy enough.  I pulled.  Nothing.  I pulled harder.  Nothing.  I got my calf pulling chains.  Put them on the feet and pulled.  Nothing.  I tried pushing the baby back up the canal and rearranging.  That worked.  I put the doe on her back to change the angle of the pull.  I got it out to the front knees.  I pulled harder.  Nothing.  Did a C section.  The kid was a single and already dead.  Small pelvic opening.  She wasn&#8217;t ever going to have a kid.<\/p>\n<p>Lets end this with saying that I didn&#8217;t save a kid&#8230;or a doe.  Somehow I didn&#8217;t lose my temper.  I was planning on being at the store by 7 this morning, but that isn&#8217;t going to happen.  Hope your day starts better than mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><html \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}