{"id":4067,"date":"2021-01-04T13:57:59","date_gmt":"2021-01-04T13:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=4067"},"modified":"2021-01-04T13:58:11","modified_gmt":"2021-01-04T13:58:11","slug":"light-saber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/light-saber\/","title":{"rendered":"Light Saber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Without argument, the coolest weapon to ever grace the big screen.<\/p>\n<p>No, I do not have one that will actually cut.\u00a0 \u00a0I wish.\u00a0 Dang it!\u00a0 But, I do have one that looks and sounds like the real deal.<\/p>\n<p>And then, Christmas Eve arrived.\u00a0 It is a well documented fact that Christmas Eve is MY favorite night of the year.\u00a0 Why?<\/p>\n<p>Simple.\u00a0 Christmas Eve mass in Shattuck.\u00a0 Then, wicked, good food &amp; drink at John Q &amp; Deborah Ann&#8217;s house.\u00a0 Family, including some uncles taking part in the festivities.<\/p>\n<p>For most years, our parents try to get all 3 sons the same present.\u00a0 All 3 of us would be happy with a can of blue diamond smoked almonds (aaa-monds or aLLmonds)\u00a0 IDK\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Does it matter?\u00a0 \u00a0I love those things.<\/p>\n<p>This year, all 3 boys got a damn stick.\u00a0 Seriously, a stick.\u00a0 They got us a Shillelagh.\u00a0 Yeah.\u00a0 Search the spelling.\u00a0 I dare you.\u00a0 Try&#8212;-Irish beating stick.\u00a0 Wikipedia will bring up &#8220;Shillelagh&#8221;.\u00a0 \u00a0This year wasn&#8217;t up to par as 1\/3 of us was dealing with the rona crap.\u00a0 We couldn&#8217;t get all of us together.<\/p>\n<p>Our parents got the 3 Kelln boys a perfect gift.\u00a0 What u say?\u00a0 \u00a0Irish Light Saber.\u00a0 \u00a0 Mom and Dad got them from Ireland.\u00a0 Every time, I walk past this thing, I have to grab it and walk through the house with it.\u00a0 It fits&#8230; Perfect.\u00a0 Now, even the lesser brothers have a proper Irish Light Saber.<\/p>\n<p>Since you obviously have spare time, read up on how a shillelagh is made and their purpose.<\/p>\n<p>Have a good one and a better tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Without argument, the coolest weapon to ever grace the big screen. No, I do not have one that will actually cut.\u00a0 \u00a0I wish.\u00a0 Dang it!\u00a0 But, I do have one that looks and sounds like the real deal. And then, Christmas Eve arrived.\u00a0 It is a well documented fact that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4067"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4067"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4068,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4067\/revisions\/4068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}