Monday came and no Randy.<\/p>\n
Tuesday, I got to work before 7 am. \u00a0Randy was sitting on the porch, next to the row of lawn mowers, waiting. \u00a0We went inside and went to my office. \u00a0Eric, the parts manager, was there as well.<\/p>\n
“Sorry I didn’t make it to work but that plumbing deal was rough. \u00a0I got it done bout 6 that night. \u00a0I went inside and made me a Swanson dinner and was sitting there eating it while watching Wheel of Fortune. \u00a0Ursula came in and threw a pillow at me. \u00a0I threw it back. \u00a0She got pissed, went to the bedroom and came back out and shot me.”<\/p>\n
Wait, what? RUSM? \u00a0Shot?<\/p>\n
“Yeah, she shot me with an air rifle.”<\/p>\n
Me–“Bull!?”<\/p>\n
“Swear! \u00a0I broke my TV dinner tray trying to get out of the line of fire.” \u00a0 He pulled his shirt up and low and behold, damn straight an air rifle wound. \u00a0No doubt! \u00a0 (u sensing a trend yet?)<\/p>\n
Since, I am somewhat of an expert on air rifle wounds, I let him start work. \u00a0It was mostly good for a couple of years. \u00a0(more stories to come)<\/p>\n
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When I was twelve. \u00a0I kind of accidentally shot my baby brother with an air rifle. \u00a0I thought that I would pump the Crosman pellet\/BB gun up a few times and see what a straight shot of air would do. \u00a0I had already shot the Ranger Rick stuffed raccoon. \u00a0And Daniel was sitting there in his Superman underoos\u2026I mean hell, what harm could be done. \u00a0It’s just air. \u00a0A couple of pumps, aim, pull the trigger, and OH HELL! \u00a0He just slumped over and there is a hole in the superman logo. \u00a0I didn’t think the gun was loaded. \u00a0Not my fault.<\/p>\n
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Long story short, Daniel still has a BB in his liver. \u00a0Oh, this happened on, like the 23rd of December. \u00a0Great Christmas present to the family.<\/p>\n
But, now he is fine and works for Western Equipment. \u00a0The wheels on the bus go round and round.<\/p>\n
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Started moving out bred does. \u00a0Bracing for another snow storm. \u00a0Still got some does to breed–not all mine. \u00a0Have a good one and a better tomorrow. \u00a0Peace. \u00a0Stay positive yet test negative.<\/p>\n
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