So, I needed to see a hog trap gate. \u00a0My brother-in-law, Trapper Todd, has such a gate. \u00a0It is a feral hog trap gate that can be triggered via text message. \u00a0I have some kids building a hog trap for a customer and I needed to get the dimensions. \u00a0Trapper Todd is the state trapper for this part of OK. \u00a0While our kids were growing up, they always called him Cowboy Todd. \u00a0But, now it is Trapper Todd. \u00a0 Both names fit.<\/p>\n
Tammy & I headed south of Arnett to their place. \u00a0He and I looked at hog gates. \u00a0His wife was riding a new horse. \u00a0That’s another story.<\/p>\n
We loaded up and headed to Packsaddle for supper. \u00a0Calf fries, onion rings and beans. \u00a0Dang good! \u00a0However, the thing that has me hung up was the kid in the diaper. \u00a0Yes, a yearling running around. \u00a0The parents & grandparents were shooting pool. \u00a0This kid could barely reach the top of the pool table. \u00a0I’m sure that this was proper parenting\u2026however, I’m not judging. \u00a0Nonetheless, I have been hung up over the diaper covering. \u00a0It was a “sock monkey”. \u00a0Yeah, like the brown sock monkey with the big red smile. Yes, the kind that we had back in the 70s and yes, you can buy these sock monkeys in a Cracker Barrel Country Store. \u00a0Right along with all of the other nostalgic stuff that they sell.<\/p>\n
Now, I want a sock monkey pair of shorts. \u00a0Ears on each hip. \u00a0Great big red smile across the ass cheeks. \u00a0That’s all I want for Christmas!<\/p>\n
I know that I beat the hell out of two younger brothers with a \u00a0sock monkey. \u00a0You could grab the tail and swing it like a lethal weapon. \u00a0The more you swung that monkey by the tail, the longer the tail got. \u00a0 Hey\u2026.<\/p>\n
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Walk away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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