{"id":374,"date":"2012-04-04T01:53:50","date_gmt":"2012-04-04T01:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=187"},"modified":"2012-04-04T01:53:50","modified_gmt":"2012-04-04T01:53:50","slug":"stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><html \/><\/p>\n<p>Those of you that know me, understand that I love a good story.  True stories are always better, but I also love creativity.  There are two people that I have asked for years, &#8220;You got any good stories for me?&#8221;  Neither ever has one.  Heck, make one up for all I care.  But nooo, neither ever has a story for me.  Tyke Greer and Jim Rhodes are Kelln family favorites.  They are both great guys.  I really can&#8217;t say anything bad about either.  Other than they don&#8217;t ever have a good story for me.  Until today!  I called them both to ask them a trivia question.<\/p>\n<p>So I went to the feed store in Woodward this evening.  I wanted to go yesterday but it was raining.  I had to go today and the radar showed that it was clear; therefore, I got a few bags of feed.  I made it three miles out of Woodward before it started raining.  Nowhere to go to keep it dry, so I made an executive decision.  Put all that I could inside the pickup, sacrifice the rest to the rain.<\/p>\n<p>Now, stop and think, just how many 50# bags of feed do you think that you can fit inside a 4 door 1\/2 ton pickup?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I now know that you can fit 22 bags of feed and a bucket of milk replacer in there.  And this is without one in my lap or me sitting on top of a bag of feed.  I actually think I could fit 3 more if I had to.  What is the problem with having 1100 pounds of feed inside a pickup?  Smell.  Maybe to some.  Broken bags?  Nope.  I treated the bags as if they were eggs.  The problem was the 150# sitting in the passenger seat.  The sensor felt a weight there, and therefore, the seat belt dinger went off every 2 miles.  So I called Tyke and asked him &#8220;How many bags&#8230;.?&#8221;  He guessed wrong.  But he had a story for me regarding electricity, goats, rain, etc.  Pretty good story for Tyke.<\/p>\n<p>I then called a great American hero.  Well, Jim Rhodes didn&#8217;t answer.  But he later called.  He did his usual, &#8220;What&#8217;s Up?&#8221;  I asked him the trivia question.  Much like Tyke, he underestimated my stacking ability.  He then said, &#8220;Kelln, I have a story for you.&#8221;  I was almost speechless.  I&#8217;ve known him for a long time and he never has a story for me.  But he did tonight.<\/p>\n<p>He had taken his wife to Wichita for their anniversary this past weekend.  He found a comedian to go watch.  He didn&#8217;t know who Rodney Carrington was.  Now, he does.  I won&#8217;t tell the story here.  Not that it is dirty.  It&#8217;s just that I have this visual image of Jim, Joy, their expressions during the closing song, a tradition that Fred and I have after the Enid goat show, etc.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still laughing.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><html \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}