There is a new song that has been occupying parts of my skull for the past week. \u00a0I am not a big fan of the band Five Finger Death Punch. \u00a0However, their newest release seems to fit my life today and for that matter, this tune could very well be the theme song for 2020. \u00a0A little bit off.<\/p>\n
I started this day in fine fashion. \u00a0Did chores, cleaned up and headed to Woodward. \u00a0I hadn’t been to the Polly Anna Cafe since the Rona hit. \u00a0I went and ate a stellar breakfast. \u00a0Then went and priced some stuff for the school. I had about 30 minutes to kill so I rolled over to Tractor Supply. \u00a0As I was walking the aisles, I thought to myself, these underwear fit a little bit off today. \u00a0Not bad, a little snug, just not right.<\/p>\n
After 10 minutes of walking and perusing the offering in Tractor Supply, it hit me. \u00a0The Polly Anna breakfast was hitting bottom. \u00a0So, for the first time ever, I found the bathroom in a Tractor Supply. \u00a0As I was sitting there thinking, I realized that I had my Duluth Trading underwear on\u2026backwards. \u00a0No wonder they fit a bit off. \u00a0This led to a whole new conundrum. \u00a0First, how in the hell did I screw up putting on underwear? \u00a0Second, do I just roll with it? \u00a0OR, do I kick off my shoes, then jeans, then underwear, swap them around and re-dress, all while hoping that nobody comes into the restroom at Tractor Supply? \u00a0Yep, I swapped them around and got things right. \u00a0Oh, and the bathroom was very clean. \u00a05 stars.<\/p>\n
Now, other than the stellar bacon, eggs, hash browns & toast, THIS was the highlight of my day. \u00a0Went to pick up feed stuffs and they were out of 3 items that I wanted. \u00a0Well hell!<\/p>\n
Then, I made it back to Fargo to deal with THE 4 letter word! \u00a0 No, not that one. \u00a0But almost as bad–FARM. \u00a0Hydraulic leaks, a dumb ass move on my part, plugged seed tubes–spider webs, flat tires, ruined rim\u2026\u2026.I could have gone off, but I managed to not throw anything or blame anybody. \u00a0Maybe I’m growing up. \u00a0It’s about time.<\/p>\n
Here is proof that today was a little bit off. \u00a0At daybreak, I caught a doe and trimmed hooves. \u00a0I then moved all the does into a different pasture. \u00a0By myself. \u00a0No throwing stuff, cussing or meltdowns. \u00a0No problems from doe goats. \u00a0Maybe I need to wear my underwear backwards more often?!?<\/p>\n
I think not. \u00a0I’d rather be pissed at doe goats than deal with the crap that I had today.<\/p>\n
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This day does remind me of some ancient joke about wearing used underwear–The yellow stain goes in the front.<\/p>\n
And there is a radio friendly version of this song and then one that seems more appropriate to my day.<\/p>\n
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Have a good one and a better tomorrow.<\/p>\n
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