{"id":3528,"date":"2020-04-28T12:32:56","date_gmt":"2020-04-28T12:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=3528"},"modified":"2020-04-28T12:33:08","modified_gmt":"2020-04-28T12:33:08","slug":"wicked-random","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wicked-random\/","title":{"rendered":"Wicked Random"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the past almost decade of posting crap on here, the consistently most-read ones are the random stuff. \u00a0Now, granted, the top tens and and the ones where I go off, are always chart toppers. \u00a0But, there are only so many top tens and I do need to limit the &#8220;going off&#8221; specials.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So, let&#8217;s get random.<\/p>\n<p>Today, without a doubt, I was the most popular person to visit in Shattuck, America. Wait? \u00a0What? \u00a0How is this different than any other day? \u00a0Well, let me tell you. \u00a0I sent out a group text to all show families that I have county &amp; Woodward District premium sale checks. \u00a0And then, all of a sudden, all of them wanted to come see me. \u00a0In the past 6 years, this is the first time that I have handed these checks out before May 1. \u00a0CORONA FREE!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>One of the MOST HATED questions heard by ag teachers&#8212;When will we see our local\/county checks? \u00a0 JEEMINIY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \u00a0 \u00a0RUSM????????? \u00a0 Do you people think that we take the checks, cash them and draw interest on them for a couple of weeks? \u00a0 \u00a0DO NOT ASK THIS QUESTION? \u00a0 We want you to have your money as soon as possible. \u00a0We aren&#8217;t&#8217; getting anything expect a PITA. \u00a0 So, as soon as we have them, we will distribute them.<\/p>\n<p>On a goat note, a husband\/wife team came to pick up their kid&#8217;s check at the ag building. \u00a0I was at the computer trying to get some work done. \u00a0They walked in and asked the question, &#8220;What are you up to?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I turned around in my chair and replied, \u00a0&#8220;I&#8217;m not sure how to answer this question. \u00a0But, I am actually sitting here trying to release some semen.&#8221; \u00a0It was true. \u00a0I was just sitting there, typing up a bunch of releases to send to REI. \u00a0 \u00a0Sounds way wrong but that is what I was doing.<\/p>\n<p>Dealing with releases is the most unenjoyable part of having a semen sale. \u00a0Especially, a sale that had 50 lots with differing amounts of straws in the varied lots. \u00a0Some buyers want it released right away but I don&#8217;t always have a list of who has paid. \u00a0Some buyers pay real quick while others are mailing a check (like myself) and maybe it takes a day or two to find the post office (once again, like myself). \u00a0I know some of the buyers. \u00a0Some of them, never heard of before.<\/p>\n<p>Damn!!!! \u00a0 I had to deliver some cows near Crescent, OK on Saturday. \u00a0Afterwords, I then stopped in to Pfeiffer&#8217;s to peruse the doe\u00a0kid\u00a0offering that sold tonight. \u00a0I thought that there were several wicked, bad chicks selling. \u00a0I knew that they would get Cheech &amp; Chong high, but dang\u2026..they got real high! \u00a0Never had to worry about bidding. \u00a0The ones that I marked as potential bargains were high. \u00a0Good for them.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been seeing and hearing about a fact that some grammar teachers are now teaching kids that there should only be one space after a period. \u00a0I was taught two spaces. \u00a0It just doesn&#8217;t look right if there is only one space.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Not all news is good.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the past almost decade of posting crap on here, the consistently most-read ones are the random stuff. \u00a0Now, granted, the top tens and and the ones where I go off, are always chart toppers. \u00a0But, there are only so many top tens and I do need to limit the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3528"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3528"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3529,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3528\/revisions\/3529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}