{"id":3252,"date":"2019-11-18T00:39:16","date_gmt":"2019-11-18T00:39:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=3252"},"modified":"2019-11-18T00:48:09","modified_gmt":"2019-11-18T00:48:09","slug":"crappy-movies-that-i-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/crappy-movies-that-i-like\/","title":{"rendered":"Crappy Movies that I like"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Get ready to be offended because I already know that a couple of you readers will be upset with a movie or three that are on this list.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not ranking these, I&#8217;m just putting it out here that these movies are not very good but I will watch them EVERY time that they come on the tube.<\/p>\n<p>Some actors just fit this genre. \u00a0Adam Sandler, Kurt Russell, Keanu Reaves, Sly Stallone, the Arnold and Nicolas Cage. \u00a0They have made careers out of crappy movies that people like to watch\u2026time\u2026.and\u2026time again.<\/p>\n<p>Mike Myers has made a lot of profitable flicks. \u00a0But he always toes the line with this list.<\/p>\n<p>His SNL brethren understand the formula. \u00a0Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler are mainstays on a list like this.<\/p>\n<p>Talladega Nights is one of the worst movies EVER made, but I will watch it time and time and time again. \u00a0I love it. \u00a0But the timelines and the reality just ain&#8217;t right.<\/p>\n<p>The Longest Yard by Adam Sandler falls into this category. \u00a0Stupid movie remake that is borderline retarded and I\u2026.will watch it again. Not as cool as the original but\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Billy Madison is just like that line in the movie\u2026..&#8221;We are all dumber\u2026.&#8221; \u00a0I like it but this is one stupid movie. \u00a0But, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, some hot chick, a stupid plot\u2026.and I will watch it again.<\/p>\n<p>Ted Turner made obscure movies famous when he started TBS. \u00a0&#8220;The Christmas Story&#8221; is one that became iconic. \u00a0Another of those bad flicks was Beastmaster. \u00a0Horrible made, cheap flick that was kind of cool but I guarantee you that the Kelln brothers remember this flick in a positive light.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s just start a thread with Nicolas Cage movies. \u00a0Face\/Off and ConAir are a pair of crappy movies that I like to watch. \u00a0Gone in 60 seconds is a dumb donkey wicked cool movie. \u00a0Impossible stupid plot. \u00a0But I like it.<\/p>\n<p>Arnold is another actor that has excelled at crappy cool movies. \u00a0Conan the Barbarian isn&#8217;t right but I will watch it\u2026again.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin Costner is one of the all time greats. \u00a0But he did make Waterworld and The Postman. \u00a0I will watch both, but neither are his best works.<\/p>\n<p>Deep Blue Sea is one of the coolest, crappy movies of all time. \u00a0LL Cool J is a main character. \u00a0You don&#8217;t get much cooler than Samuel L. Jackson\u2026.but\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>The late great Patrick Swayze made some iconic flicks but had a couple of deals that weren&#8217;t worth 2 squirts of owl shit. \u00a0Next of Kin was stupid but kind of cool.<\/p>\n<p>AND, now I brace myself for feedback\u2026\u2026Roadhouse is one of the dumbest movies of all time. \u00a0Get over it. \u00a0It make NO sense. \u00a0However, I will watch it every time that it comes on. \u00a0Stupid, COOL flick!! \u00a0 Sam Elliott plays his worst role of all time but it is cool.<\/p>\n<p>Keanu Reaves is a cool cat that has made some legendary movies and a couple that work like a hoover vacuum. I like Keanu Reaves movies. \u00a0But one of the dumbest, crappiest movies of all time is one of my favorites. \u00a0The Replacements. \u00a0It makes NO sense but is way fun, way cool and a watcher uses ZERO brain cells. \u00a0I really like this movie.<\/p>\n<p>Sly Stallone is one of the all time Hollywood Icons but he has made his share of crappy movies. \u00a0Some of the Rocky &amp; Rambo franchises would fall into this category as well as all of the Expendables BUT the champion CRAPPY movie of all time is &#8220;Over the Top&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get ready to be offended because I already know that a couple of you readers will be upset with a movie or three that are on this list. I&#8217;m not ranking these, I&#8217;m just putting it out here that these movies are not very good but I will watch them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3252"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3252"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3255,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3252\/revisions\/3255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}