{"id":3106,"date":"2019-09-16T02:53:50","date_gmt":"2019-09-16T02:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=3106"},"modified":"2019-09-16T02:54:02","modified_gmt":"2019-09-16T02:54:02","slug":"insurance-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/insurance-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Insurance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You have to have it? \u00a0You don&#8217;t want to write the check but you know you need it. \u00a0 It&#8217;s the law to have it for a vehicle collision. \u00a0There are some effed up laws that deal with health insurance. \u00a0Life insurance? \u00a0Who? Me?<\/p>\n<p>Judging from tv commercials, either these insurance companies are making a crap-pile of cash OR it is a very competitive market-place and hyper-productive advertising is a needed must. \u00a0Think about it. \u00a0Every fourth commercial is some kind of insurance. \u00a0 The other commercials are some kind of pop\/fast food\/beer or some kind of drug with a long list of side effects or hard on pills.<\/p>\n<p>progressive&#8211;Flo&#8211;yes, we all know these commercials<\/p>\n<p>Aflac&#8211;a duck. \u00a0Yes, a duck. \u00a0But you know it.<\/p>\n<p>Allstate&#8211;mayhem. \u00a0Yep, that dude from Law &amp; Order: SVU.<\/p>\n<p>LiMu&#8211;maybe the worst commercials, YET I know who has the retarded emu with the dude with bad sunglasses and a bad mustache. \u00a0It&#8217;s like they came to the party late but are making up for it and somehow, we all know their commercials. \u00a02#A5efgb v<\/p>\n<p>GEICO&#8211;that damn british sounding gecko. \u00a0It makes ZERO sense but we all know that lizard. \u00a0 A talking lizard seems plausible but one with an old English accent?!??? \u00a0Check out what geico stands for. \u00a0Google it.<\/p>\n<p>State Farm&#8211;Jake from State Farm<\/p>\n<p>Nationwide&#8211;Peyton Manning &amp; Brad Paisley<\/p>\n<p>The General&#8211;Shaq and some crapy cartoon general character<\/p>\n<p>Farmer&#8217;s Insurance&#8211;That psychiatrist\u00a0dude (Skoda) \u00a0 from Law &amp; Order that &#8220;Knows a thing or two because we&#8217;ve seen a thing or two.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Blue Cross\/Blue Shield&#8211;so many people have them for health insurance that they don&#8217;t have to have a decent ad slogan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have to have it? \u00a0You don&#8217;t want to write the check but you know you need it. \u00a0 It&#8217;s the law to have it for a vehicle collision. \u00a0There are some effed up laws that deal with health insurance. \u00a0Life insurance? \u00a0Who? Me? Judging from tv commercials, either these [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3106"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3106"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3121,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3106\/revisions\/3121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}