{"id":3061,"date":"2019-08-19T02:32:03","date_gmt":"2019-08-19T02:32:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=3061"},"modified":"2019-08-19T02:47:40","modified_gmt":"2019-08-19T02:47:40","slug":"bullying-part-2skinnyand-leasing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/bullying-part-2skinnyand-leasing\/","title":{"rendered":"Bullying part 2\u2026Skinny\u2026AND leasing?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wasn&#8217;t planning on going to Stillwater this weekend. \u00a0But\u2026.the Dragon Lady was headed that way..whether I went or not. \u00a0When, she told me that, I said, &#8220;Hey, take my pickup and on the way back\u2026.pick up that doe kid that I bought on Pfeiffer&#8217;s online sale.&#8221; \u00a0That went over real well.<\/p>\n<p>She bullied me into going. \u00a0She had Rodney &amp; Clayton Washmon lined up to do chores on Saturday morning. \u00a0 You can&#8217;t find any better livestock help than the Washmon crew. So, I went.<\/p>\n<p>Glad that I went. \u00a0We met one of Tammy&#8217;s favorite nieces at Eskimo Joes\u2026Miss Mattie Atha. \u00a0She is starting her 3rd year in vet school. \u00a0She had a boyfriend that attended this meeting as well. \u00a0I&#8217;d like to say some bad stuff about him, but he was quiet, polite and was obviously smitten with her. \u00a0Tammy approved. \u00a0The dude held his own with me. \u00a0Christmas is going to be fun.<\/p>\n<p>Next morning, we attended the Bid Day festivities for the sororities at THE Oklahoma State University. \u00a0All I have to say about this deal is that there were a LOT of smoking hot college girls, hot moms and even a hot grandma or three. \u00a0As always, the scenery in Stillwater was good. \u00a0Way GOOD!<\/p>\n<p>Actually, I have more to say. \u00a0This event made me feel old. \u00a0I got to see Tori Sessions, who was coordinating RUSH for the Tri-Delts. \u00a0One of my all-time favorite doe showers. \u00a0At the current rate of travel, it won&#8217;t be long and it will be DR. Tori Sessions. \u00a0Tammy and I were at the Delta Delta Delta rush to see Kaylee Holt. \u00a0Cool deal! \u00a0Logan Holt was there as well. \u00a0People, I was surrounded by cool chicks all day. \u00a0And I ain&#8217;t never had an allergy to hanging with cool females!<\/p>\n<p>There was a glass of water that got spilt. \u00a0I grabbed some napkins, but it wasn&#8217;t enough. \u00a0Another dad went to the bathroom and came back with some paper. \u00a0I then went to the same bathroom and came back with some products to soak up the water. \u00a0A couple of pads and tampons will soak up that spilled mess. \u00a0I know, doesn&#8217;t seem right. \u00a0But if our military can use these same products to stop bleeding\u2026.ain&#8217;t no reason that I can&#8217;t prevent some slippage at a sorority house. \u00a0Job well done!<\/p>\n<p>I also got to see Chesley Comstock who was doing the same RUSH coordinating for Chi Omega. \u00a0Yes, Kela was a Chi O. \u00a0Tammy and I even took a picture with Chesley, Halie Schovanec, Lexi Vanderwork and Darci Peach. \u00a0How cool would the picture be of those girls holding all of the banners from goat shows with Tammy and I? \u00a0It would be EFFING BAD ASS!!! \u00a0I liked the picture of the girls and Tammy and I without the banners. \u00a0I was the weak link in the picture. \u00a0Not skinny, not knowing when to smile\u2026.just happy to be amongst a bunch of bad ass chicks!!!<\/p>\n<p>After the greek stuff, Tammy and I headed to the dorms. \u00a0We had stuff to deliver to Korbyn and our favorite son named Duke was to meet us there. \u00a0Duke needed more shoes and fishing poles. \u00a0When we got to Korbyn&#8217;s dorm, he(Korbyn) was cooking a brisket. \u00a0Duke was already hanging there. \u00a0And their buddy Alex was also there. \u00a0Alex went through the 8th grade with those boys at Shattuck and then had to transfer to Follet, TX. \u00a0It was BRUTALLY funny listening to these three talk to each other. \u00a0Funny, yes. \u00a0Clean, no. \u00a0I could have laid back on that couch all afternoon and listened to those three dog on each other. \u00a0It was Tammy who said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s go.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t like to get in pictures. \u00a0Why? \u00a0I don&#8217;t know. \u00a0But I don&#8217;t like it. \u00a0Never have. \u00a0It was a fight with my parents when I was growing up. \u00a0Action pics are fine. \u00a0But, if you make me pose\u2026then\u2026.damn, I feel like Ricky Bobby. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know when or how to smile. \u00a0How do I hold my hands? \u00a0Now, I realize that I am fatter than I have ever been. \u00a0And people a fat ass ain&#8217;t photogenic. \u00a0Skinny, I am not. \u00a0I weigh less than I used to, but clothes fit different and I guess some habits will have to change. \u00a0Some, not all.<\/p>\n<p>We left Stilly and headed west. \u00a0I had texted Kelsey about picking up that goat. \u00a0I pulled in, backed up and we loaded a goat. \u00a0Kelsey &amp; Morgan were busy finishing up a flush\/AI. \u00a0All good. \u00a0The problem was Jerry was on the lawnmower. \u00a0Tammy saw that. \u00a0Tammy and Jerry like to talk. \u00a0A LOT! \u00a0So, we took a tour of the new house that will be done before Christmas. \u00a0This deal will be nice. \u00a0Not stupid, \u00a0just dang cool. \u00a0Good stop. \u00a0Tammy likes to talk to Jerry but she absolutely loves talking to Ada. \u00a0I do to. \u00a0Luckily, Ada wasn&#8217;t home. \u00a0So, we made it home in time to do chores.<\/p>\n<p>Got a call about leasing show does. \u00a0I don&#8217;t feel right with that. \u00a0Somehow, it just feels like the insurance companies are the only ones making money on this deal. \u00a0I&#8217;m out.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I am getting used to this bullied stuff. \u00a0People, I hope that you had as good a weekend as I did.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>OOOOHHHH!!! \u00a0 I almost forgot. \u00a0The Colorado peaches were being delivered to Woodward on Saturday morning. I was in Stillwater. \u00a0So, I had a buddy pick up a shit load. \u00a0I brought some home and dropped a box at my mom&#8217;s. \u00a0PEACH PIE, Peach cobbler, holy crap, I feel like Bubba on Forrest Gump. \u00a0How do you want to make it? \u00a0Has there ever been anything bad with PEACHES!!! \u00a0 Tyke Greer has a story about me with some peaches from a street corner vendor in Waynoka, Ok. \u00a0 Chest hair was matted down with the juices from those peaches. \u00a0DANG!!! \u00a0I&#8217;d pay good money for more peaches like those.<\/p>\n<p>Have a good one.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wasn&#8217;t planning on going to Stillwater this weekend. \u00a0But\u2026.the Dragon Lady was headed that way..whether I went or not. \u00a0When, she told me that, I said, &#8220;Hey, take my pickup and on the way back\u2026.pick up that doe kid that I bought on Pfeiffer&#8217;s online sale.&#8221; \u00a0That went over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3061"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3061"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3064,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3061\/revisions\/3064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}