I do not remember the exact year. \u00a0But I do know that it was in the mid to late 80s. \u00a0I remember looking at a magazine and there was color pictures. \u00a0OOOHHHH yeah! \u00a0 It wasn’t playboy or some other porn. \u00a0It was better! \u00a0It was the two page spread of Payton Scott’s club calves. \u00a0Oh man! \u00a0That deal was fun to look at.<\/p>\n
I remember the first time that I went through Rising Star, TX. \u00a0DUDE!!!!! \u00a0There \u00a0is a salesman near here, somewhere. \u00a0I don’t have a cool story. \u00a0But 3 plus decades later, I still remember who Payton Scott was. \u00a0And I do know that he moved a lot of calves.<\/p>\n
On this site, we like to make lists of best whatever. \u00a0I am going to make a list of the greatest salesman of all time. \u00a0Legal.<\/p>\n
This list starts and ends with Simon Cowell. \u00a0What an ass!? \u00a0But think of the millions that he has made others, all while cashing a check himself on every move. \u00a0Tammy hollered, while I was waiting on a pot pie to cool down. \u00a0“Chris, do you remember Susan Boyle?”<\/p>\n
” Yes”, I replied. \u00a0She yelled back, “She is on tv again.”<\/p>\n
So I carried my little pan of cooling magma into the living room and watched. \u00a0Way cool. \u00a0That dude made her famous 10 years \u00a0ago. \u00a0And now, he trotted her back out a decade later. \u00a0They both made bank. \u00a0Cool.<\/p>\n
That dude is wicked good at what he does. \u00a0He may not be likable but he makes money for all involved. \u00a0He is the elite salesman.<\/p>\n
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By the way, if you want to buy one of those lasers. \u00a0Just under $8,000. \u00a0I can hook you up with the dealer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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