{"id":2640,"date":"2018-12-10T02:49:45","date_gmt":"2018-12-10T02:49:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=2640"},"modified":"2018-12-10T02:51:47","modified_gmt":"2018-12-10T02:51:47","slug":"bills-and-bobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/bills-and-bobs\/","title":{"rendered":"Bills and Bobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bills. \u00a0Nobody likes a bill. But, you got to deal with them. \u00a0I wish that every bill showed up at the same time. \u00a0I don&#8217;t like writing bill checks but I would rather get it all done at once and be done for the month.<\/p>\n<p>Electric bill, feed bill, dumpster bill, semen storage bill (goats and cattle, not mine), tire repair bill, cell phone bill, internet bill and the list keeps going. \u00a0You all know the routine.<\/p>\n<p>Spent a bit of time helping some kids with some wether goats and wether sheep this weekend. \u00a0Then it hit me. \u00a0Sasha the corgi got really sick this summer. \u00a0She is 11 years old and now has some pancreas problems. \u00a0And now I get to pay a bill for her gut pills. As I was trimming hooves, she came running up to eat the trimmings. \u00a0That is when I realized that maybe her problems are a direct result of a massive diet change. \u00a0Hunh??<\/p>\n<p>I used to trim hooves on 50-80 plus head of show goats every month. \u00a0Now, not so much. \u00a0And she loves to eat hoof trimmings.<\/p>\n<p>Duke and I were driving home tonight. \u00a0AC\/DC came on the radio. \u00a0&#8220;Dirty deeds done dirt cheap&#8221;. \u00a0Classic tune. \u00a0But, I can&#8217;t hear it without thinking of the Bob Rivers cover version&#8211;&#8220;Dirty deeds done with sheep.&#8221; \u00a0So wrong, but yet so funny. \u00a0Little Bo Peep.<\/p>\n<p>Okie State put a whooping on the u of oklahoma today in the original sport&#8211;wrestling. \u00a0u of o even got a point deducted for unsportsmanlike conduct. \u00a0I wish that we could have made it to Stillwater to watch it live.<\/p>\n<p>Decades ago, I had a student tell me that he was going to get a &#8220;B&#8221; tattooed on each butt cheek. \u00a0I asked, &#8220;Why?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His reply, &#8220;That way every time I MOON somebody, it spells BOB.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He now has numerous tattoos but I am afraid to ask the obvious question. \u00a0I don&#8217;t need to see it.<\/p>\n<p>Bills and bobs. \u00a0Bobs and bills. \u00a0Some good, some not so good. \u00a0Have a good one and a better tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bills. \u00a0Nobody likes a bill. But, you got to deal with them. \u00a0I wish that every bill showed up at the same time. \u00a0I don&#8217;t like writing bill checks but I would rather get it all done at once and be done for the month. Electric bill, feed bill, dumpster [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2640"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2640"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2642,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2640\/revisions\/2642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}