{"id":2482,"date":"2018-09-21T02:00:56","date_gmt":"2018-09-21T02:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=2482"},"modified":"2018-09-21T02:01:09","modified_gmt":"2018-09-21T02:01:09","slug":"yes-i-just-did-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/yes-i-just-did-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Yes, I just did that."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had zero intentions of writing on this worthwhile blog on this evening. \u00a0 I got home late, was watching a pen of young bucks act like young bucks (gross), checked cows and made sure feeders were full. \u00a0I was starving. \u00a0I mean hungry enough to eat\u2026.well, something about the south end of a north bound skunk during that time of the month. \u00a0Just wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of just wrong, I got inside the house to the Dragon Lady making breakfast for supper. \u00a0Yes! \u00a0I plopped down to the computer to check emails with a plate of sausage links, bacon, and eggs. \u00a0I ate several strips of meaty bacon, 4 or 8 pork filled perfect links and a pile of home-raised scrambled eggs covered with Tabasco and salsa (vegetables). \u00a0 \u00a0Then I got one of those pancakes and poured some Made In Oklahoma Griffin&#8217;s syrup on this flapjack. \u00a0Maybe, just maybe, \u00a0a bit too much. \u00a0As I cut a piece and started towards my mouth, a big dollop of syrup fell right on the keyboard. \u00a0I ate the fork-full of pancake. \u00a0Then, I did it. \u00a0I grabbed the keyboard and I licked the syrup off the J &amp; the K keys. \u00a0I didn&#8217;t want them to stick.<\/p>\n<p>I know that this was wrong and that my mom taught me better than this. \u00a0But, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. \u00a0JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK \u00a0And now you too can see that the keys are not stuck together by syrup. \u00a0There may be some down in the keyboard that sets up overnight. \u00a0But, I did try.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s to breakfast for supper, syrup and most of the chores being done when I got home. \u00a0Sounds like the rains are a coming to Oklahoma. \u00a0Have a good one and a better tomorrow. \u00a0I did and I will. \u00a0Cheers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had zero intentions of writing on this worthwhile blog on this evening. \u00a0 I got home late, was watching a pen of young bucks act like young bucks (gross), checked cows and made sure feeders were full. \u00a0I was starving. \u00a0I mean hungry enough to eat\u2026.well, something about the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2482"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2483,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482\/revisions\/2483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}