So, I had to meet a trailer headed down I 35. \u00a0Where’d we meet? \u00a0You guessed it! \u00a0A casino parking lot. \u00a0We were early so, the Dragon Lady and I went inside. \u00a0The cigarette smoke hit us immediately. \u00a0She popped $5 into a machine, lost and she was done. \u00a0We went back to the pickup and waited.<\/p>\n
Speaking of Vegas, did you see where Travis Pastrana is going to re-create some Evil Knievel motorcycle jumps in Vegas. \u00a0The History Channel is going to air these jumps LIVE on Sunday.<\/p>\n
I was a kid when Evil Knievel was rocking the Wide World of Sports. \u00a0Every kid in the ’70s knew about Evil Knievel. \u00a0In fact, my first bicycle was a new Evil Knievel bicycle. \u00a0It had the same paint scheme as his Harley that he used to jump cars, buses and the fountain at Caesar’s Palace. \u00a0Or at least tried to jump those items. \u00a0This bicycle even had a plastic gas tank that clipped onto the top tube of the frame. \u00a0You guys know which top tube of the frame that I’m talking about. \u00a0Yeah, the one that if you made a jump, came down wrong, lost your footing on the pedals then you would rack yourself right on the tube. \u00a0Smashed Nuts! \u00a0 I think that I got that bike for my birthday. \u00a0I got it new. \u00a0But, guess what my middle brother Jake got for his first bicycle? \u00a0Yeah, that same bike except Mom spray painted it blue.<\/p>\n
While talking to Duke about Evil Knievel and that bicycle, I asked if he knew what the Wide World of Sports was? \u00a0He had heard of it. \u00a0But, he hadn’t seen it. \u00a0You know the video with that dude wiping out on the ski jump in the “agony of defeat”. \u00a0Yes, he has now seen it.<\/p>\n
I needed to pick up a couple of straws of semen for a student to use to breed a cow. \u00a0I contacted the owners of the bull that we wanted to use and they said that they would hook us up. \u00a0I made a trip to meet up with them in order to transfer these straws into my tank. \u00a0Then, next week, these straws will end up in her cow. \u00a0I pulled out a checkbook to pay them. \u00a0You know what these gentlemen charged me for 2 straws of name-brand bull semen? \u00a0Nothing. \u00a0Nada. \u00a0Not a thing. \u00a0You know what they said? \u00a0I’ll tell you what they said. \u00a0“If it’s for a student, it’s free.” \u00a0 That’s awesome! \u00a0 And some people say that there isn’t any good left in stock shows. \u00a0I call B.S. \u00a0I know of some really,really good people that just want to see kids have a chance and do good. \u00a0In fact, I know of a lot of people just like these people. \u00a0They aren’t gambling, they are just betting on these kids. \u00a0All in!<\/p>\n
I’m in a good mood on this Saturday afternoon. \u00a0I’m draggin donkey after spending the night in a parking lot, but I’m in a good mood. \u00a0And I heard that Tyke is smoking a brisket. \u00a0Can’t go wrong there people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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