Favorite quote for this day.<\/p>\n
“Guys with an eyepatch and three fingers sell the best fireworks.”<\/p>\n
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Over\/Under—74.5<\/p>\n
July 4th means that ESPN will be showing the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog eating contest. \u00a0Joey Chestnut is the best ever and holds the record with 72 eaten hotdogs. \u00a0His goal for this year is 75. \u00a0I’ll take the over.<\/p>\n
If Kobayashi was also competing, I think those two could push one or the other to 80. \u00a0But, not this year.<\/p>\n
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I like eating a good hot dog, brat, hot link or sausage on a bun. \u00a0But when I watch that eating contest, it does not make me want a hot dog.<\/p>\n
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And in memory of one of my favorite animals. \u00a0A 4th of July appropriate scene from the legendary movie: \u00a0Joe Dirt.<\/p>\n
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Joe Dirt: Well, I see you got those snakes and sparklers. But where’s the good stuff man?<\/span> Joe Dirt: So you’re gonna tell me that you don’t have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?<\/span>Kicking Wing: No. <\/p>\n Remember the reason that we have this holiday and say a prayer for all those that have served, are currently serving or will serve all of us in defending our independence.<\/p>\n Get the good stuff.<\/p>\n Because, ‘Merica!! \u00a0 GOD bless and have a fun\u00a0and safe day. \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Favorite quote for this day. “Guys with an eyepatch and three fingers sell the best fireworks.” Over\/Under—74.5 July 4th means that ESPN will be showing the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog eating contest. \u00a0Joey Chestnut is the best ever and holds the record with 72 eaten hotdogs. \u00a0His goal for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2351"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2352,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351\/revisions\/2352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nKicking Wing: Good stuff? This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers.
\nJoe Dirt: Are you nuts dude? You need stuff that’ll explode. Go boom!
\nKicking Wing: Why is that good?
\nJoe Dirt: Well, duh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick ’em in mailboxes, you drop ’em in toilets, shove ’em up bullfrogs asses.
\nKicking Wing: I would never do that, because one day I’m going to be a veterinarian
\nJoe Dirt: Well there you go, one day a bullfrog has a M-80 up his ass, he comes to you, you win twice brother.<\/span><\/p>\n
\nJoe Dirt: Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
\nKicking Wing: No, I don’t.
\nJoe Dirt: You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?
\nKicking Wing: No… because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
\nJoe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it’s not what you like, it’s the consumer.<\/p>\n